If you didnt know how old you are, how old would you be?

I am going to find my wedding photos when we move in the spring, post it and you ladies can look and swoon!

How were we all like that, I am so old and knackered!

OK, I withdraw most of my comments and will get my coat. I got overexcited and forgot my place on this forum.

Mrs Norberry has filed for separation, she said I am disgraceful, disgusting and more things beginning with D she has forgotten.

With many regrets, toodlepip.

I will be in my late 50’s, loads of energy, looking forward to the weekends as I’m still working, going for long walks ....  sigh

I don't imagine and I have not forgotten my age. I am 38 and have been for many years.

Well i am 31 ...and single enjoying life!!! Very naughty and look like 25. woohoo here i come

You women are outrageous, like a pack of testosterone fueled cougars. How have I ever been found guilty of bad behaviour compared to you lot, the mods can't see the woods for the trees!

Good grief, what have I done? Us ladies are pert, naughty but nice and with everything pointing upwards. Boys, you are letting the side down. I wanted chiseled features, iron thews, rippling chests and jutting chins, what I got were men with mutton chops in flares and incontinence pants. 

My husband has the longest legs I know (he is 6'5'') and looks great in women's hosiery' when he trod the boards as a lad. He played Hamlet's father but unfortunately the said well turned calves were hidden by a manly night shirt so I have heard.

Rise to the occasion boys, play up, play up and play the game!

Now Nicky, I let my imagination take over when you were all discussing your attributes, could you not do the same for me.

Think Daniel Craig a few years hence, be a little bit forgiving and you have got me.

Mrs Norberry is beautiful,  I must have had something in my favour in 1974? Time could not have been that hard on me, could it?

If only I could rise to the occasion, sadly, your imagination will have to play a big part yet again.

oops..1974 i was 6 lol....you would have been an old man for me then hahahaha ( sorry)

After due consideration (none whatsoever...) I have decided that I would be...

Exactly as I am but without this rubbish inside me!!!

Although... if we could throw in a win on euromillions at twenty weeks (£150m....), maybe some hair and and and... Hahahaha