It's Gone Tits Up

  • We came here to party

    Friday was the first day of breast cancer awareness month, so I thought what better day to have a pink party and boob funeral. I dressed up as a huge inflatable tit and invited 15 of the most amazing women to my house for food and wine and all things...
  • When two become one

    Wednesday was my consultation with the surgeon, which was a bit of a mess truth be told. It was kind of mad with myself for going in with such a firm idea of what I wanted and expected them to do. Feedback for the care team is they should really set ...
  • Hanging on the telephone

    18 minutes before my chemo appointment was due to start yesterday, I had a phone call from my oncologist to say it had been cancelled. Again. I was only there on Monday morning for my pre assessment and while I was there asked really nicely if there ...
  • Take me to my beach

    Since all of this cancer malarkey started back in April, my routine has been shot to shit. To most that wouldn’t be so bad but I’m little creature of habit and love my ordered life. I like to know what I’m doing when how, who with a...
  • Standing in the way of control

    Another day and another situation that I don’t have a say in. Cycle 6 didn’t happen today. After doing everything I could in 2 days to have no signs of dry or swollen skin, my bloods showed my liver was running at very risky. At my last c...