Walking back to Happiness

Eeellllloooo reprobates..

Sorry iv not been about. I have been busy all week. 

We have been out though me n lad, everyday infact. 

Today me and me muker went for a walk and coffee and cake. Well my muker dont miss a trick, and this fella didn't pick the mess his dog left behind , she set off lovlely and polite. I had taken me hat off as I was sweating , did I mention I'v shaved me wood ? There you are, have I mentioned that she is a kararte expert, there you are, she is built like a gable end and is very polite and soft spoken, full of tattoo's and peircings. 

Well iv not laughed like that since we went Benidorm. He set of this fella giving it loads, name calling the lot. All my mucker kept saying "o i yeh" 

Well long story short, he ended up sat in it. I laughed so much I was crying.

We got to cafe , she had just calmed down , and this oik called us dutty lesbians. "Why do you say that, not that it should be a problem, you uneducated oik" . He set off with this tirade of abuse. Long story short, cappucino hair wash. 

Laugh it was great. I dropped her off she states " same time next week. 

Oohh it was fun, 

Happybird go to gp luv, dont suffer.

Bigguy hope your toe is'nt to sore pal and it get sorted.

Hope rest of gang are fettlin well. 

Hey, walking folk all, 

We have sun! Not too sure, it might have been sun salutation in yoga this morning that helped, it's been so grey this last week (as well as white!) that it's wonderful to see it. Walked carefully up to yoga and carefully back too, there are still patches of snow/ice where there were drifts. 

Yoga was great and it energises me, I immediately whisked round the bathroom with Dettol wipes and stripped the bed to put washing on! Yes I know it's late for that, but yoga is 9.30 to 10.45! 

Hugs to all who need them (but I guess you're all out walking!) xxx

Hi All

Added an hour's walk into my trip to the shops. I am enjoying the opportunity to be nosey and to get to know where I live. Lovely to see who is having building works done. All those years of driving to work, driving hither and thither.

Tai Chi for me moomy and meditation app. Used to be yoga.

Have a lovely walk today whether it is 10,100,1000 steps.

Leolady56

On my return from town (1 mile each way) the weeping willow is 'greening up' ready to burst into life, and there were so many birds singing their socks off! 

So lucky to have roads out into the country not far from home, this one descends simply into bridleway and then footpath into the countryside. 

Eeelllooo gang

Going out in 5 mins with lad. Now hes been a propper torment all day. I think he suffers with, is it s.a.d syndrome.

We have been out most of day, and as soon as it started getting dark, he started mopping about. 

So we shall see what he is like on this walk. I think its possible,

after all he is a real boy.

Hope your all well , 

....aww,sorry  Roland is traumatised by the lack of sun....I wonder if he is in any pain or something he can’t tell you about?Is ha old enough to have arthritis?the cold damp weather may bring it out?Anyway...maybe a vet may help...but they are expensive.

Anyway mrsox I do hope you get your bovver boots.Want to see a pickie when they arrive!!I tried to set up my famous MapmyWalk app today with the help of the phone shop...I am afraid it just said I had walked 32steps and 0.01 of a mile!!well That wasnt true!!

I WILL master these techy things......xx

 Until I read Violetsniff I was feeling sorry for the great lummox son. I was about to post helpful hints for coping with teenagers Now I am confused of South east

Awwww gawd

A nation divided by the same language.

Just to say I spent most of my evening at my beloved Rock Choir learning dance steps. I am officially cream cr*********

But still need to check you were all beahvin'

Sleep tight

Leolady56

Violetsniff 

Im hopeless we techy things I winde my self up. Then again iv always been same. Absolutly hopeless. I fixed me dryer other day tho so not that thick, and there was nowt left over.

Roland is getting slower he cant treak like we use to , so we just go at his pace . He loves it in car tho so hence he comes everwhere we me except shopping, not that I do alot of that. He will come manchester tomorrow we me. Hes 10 this year, we share same birthday me and lad.

Sorry I confused you. Lummox is lummox, me worst half.

Ayputh is teenager.

Shitehawk and lad is Roland my dog. 

So dancing , good for you , I cant dance for toffee. Theres more rythem in a door jarm , than my 2 left feet. I do envy you, people having rythem. 

Thanks that's as clear as mud!!!!

When you are 100% please could you write a dictionary of Mrsox Terms. I'll buy a copy. A bit like Mrs Beeton or Mary Berry please. Pretty pics essential.

Tee hee

I tell you what you would pee yourself watching us lot. We get the tune right  and the moves c****** up or the moves right and the tune like a row of cats. It is such fun. Our poor, young, attractive choir leader (you'd poke her eyes out but she's a darling) is a saint. She just hoots with laughter and puts her head in her hands

Right sleep evading me but sleep I must

LL56