What’s your Stoma called, and why?

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In a previous thread we started a discussion on our Stoma’s outputs and the unpredictability of dealing with it.

This led to us sharing the names that we call them.

I thought I would be a little bit of fun to have a separate thread here.

Mines called Whoopi.

I was still unsure of it until I ate beans.

She then became a whoopee cushion.

Please share yours. 

  • So far have only managed a teaspoon of baked beans

  • I could be the chorus, mine makes enough noise to be the whole choir! And that's without beans!

    Moira x

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Its  been great  reading all these posts, ive had a laugh tonight, and it made,whats usually  a boring night ,go quicker,so Goodnight all ,sleep well x.

  • KathH2

    Thank you for making us laugh. As for beans Whoops loves them but I couldn’t mix them with fish. At the moment I have to really want fish to face the output. Still that’s where our training comes in useful. Wear a mask, keep your distance and wash your hands singing happy birthday!

    Ann
     ‍Art

  • It's certainly bean a day of laughs, I wonder how many more names and stories are to come!

    Moira x

  • Hi! My Stoma is called Dennis (after Dennis the Menace!). I do love him though - for a little fella he doesn't half have a lot to cope with!;)

  • Ha! When we wake up in the morning, my hubbie and I, after a few minutes "Dennis" wakes up and blows on his little trumpet! My hubbie always greats him with "Oh! Someone's awake! Good morning my boy!".

  • That's so funny! My little treasure, Brooke, must be trying to talk to Dennis this morning!

    Moira x

  • Hilarious Chocoblanc.

    Great name and so apt.

    Whoopi has me up only once now in the night if she’s good but the bag feels like a balloon. Two hands and quick march.

     
    It’s such a relief now to see the funny side of our Stoma’s. I never thought I would. 

    Thanks for sharing. 

    You and Dennis have a good day 

    BW

    ArtsieAnn

    Ann
     ‍Art

  • Ha! That's cute. Toot toot ;)

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