What’s your Stoma called, and why?

Sam for surface to air missiles

Brilliant, and very apt 

Hi all, these names are really funny, and i know how embarresing it can be at times, my little friend is called, Moby, because when he blows he blows, so glad he never done it when im in a supermarket queue,Take care all & ty for the laughs, from Moby

or a really posh restaurant! Fun, isn't it? 

Moira x

Haha ,if he did it in a restaurant ide blame the chefs cooking ,wonder how that would go down lol, x

Or record him and add it to your phone. You can have it as your ring tone or text tone. That’d be hilarious. You can just pick up your phone. X

dear Artsie and Whoopi, my little love is called  Chowder ( after the surgeon Mr Chowder who performed my last op).  If it plays up I call him little fu**er.

if you're with other people just stare at one of them and frown a little. This is so bad as then everyone thinks it's that person.Bad, Bad, Bad.

I really like baked beans and initially they didn't like me but in recently years we've come to an uneasy understanding - not too often and not too many works for me. I must add although fish goes down and stays down a treat The smell makes me gag via wind or when changing the bag.

good one Artsie - perhaps we could somehow harmonise our stomas. Mine I think is a Soprano.