Might have the WC blues

Remember the Carpenters song Please Mr Postman? Well I'd like to sing it to our postman, no results yet and past the 2 week window. I forget about it most of the time, but it seems so long since I first had the bleed when it's really only a couple of months. Friends are asking me if I've heard yet. I receive it with good grace (they care, I know) but it's kind of like when I was past due with my kids and occasionally…

Had a hysteroscopy under general yesterday, I've got a tiny womb with a false cavity! I can add that to my list of bodily oddities along with the horseshoe kidney (joined together across the top to make one), large lump on side of skull (forceps delivery in the 50s), and large grey streak in hair over said lump ( well it's all grey now but I dye it!). I feel positive now they've done a 'proper' biopsy, surely that…

And the biopsy was useless!!

Sorry, unless you're a Gershwin fan like me, that will probably have been lost on you.

Well, had a call from the hospital saying I was 'booked to have a procedure under general anaesthetic' - first I'd heard of it! But I did say at the previous appointment that if they were going 'down under' again I wanted to be knocked out, so at least the doctor listened. The hysteroscopy is on Tuesday…

That's a bonus! I refuse from the start to apologise for my sense of humour. Until I get my results it's business as usual, or so I told my manager at work. Suppose it is really, I'm good in a crisis but haven't really got one yet have I? A few close friends know I might be facing womb cancer (hereafter to be known as WC coz it's a low down, dirty piece of not nice stuff), my two 30-something girls don't, and that works…