Chased by the nurse

  • 6 replies
  • 133 subscribers
  • 265 views

As I hadn't received any reminder letter from the hospital regarding my first 6 monthly PSA blood test review which I thought should be by the end of May  (allowing a little leeway for postal delays), I booked one anyway with the GP surgery.  The first one I could get was for the 25th June & as you have probably rightly guessed, the reminder came about a week later on.  Still, as there was a specific form enclosed detailing what blood tests were needed, I duly trotted along to the GP surgery on Tuesday & duly got jabbed in the arm by the resident vampire.

On leaving the surgery with that feeling of relief that my arm was still attached, I was just waiting at the pelican crossing when the nurse came hurtling out of the surgery shrieking my name.   ''Thank God I caught up with you.  I have just checked the hospital form & they want 2 samples''  So, I was dragged back into the surgery by the vampire who then proceeded to jab my other arm as she said she couldn't use the same arm.  So, there I am afterwards, walking through the town with 2 huge blobs of cotton wool taped to each arm.  I certainly got some funny looks I can tell you.

Now I'm just waiting for the results to appear on the NHS app.

  • During the Covid pandemic, with flu and covid jabs, and with other blood tests being required, I rolled up to the surgery one day in a bit of a fluster, announced my name to the receptionist, and then said, without thinking "I can't remember whether you are taking it out or putting it in."

    It got me some funny looks from the receptionist and the others in the waiting room.

    Very shortly the nurse came, called my name, and said "Taking it out".

  • Hello Brian ( 

    I had a vision then of you walking round Plymouth looking like an escapee from A & E. Head bandage

    Up here in the grim North West I am under The Christie which is a specialist NHS Cancer Trust in Manchester. They have something called PEASS (Prostate Easy Access Self Service). When you are on 6 monthly bloods (or any other period), you get an introduction to the service by meeting or video, you get two named cancer nurses with their telephone number and a booklet giving all the details of the service.

    When your PSA test is due you get a reminder e-mail and text and a wellbeing question paper to fill in. You book your test online or by telephone on their "bloods closer to home service" (mine is done at a local hospice about a mile from home) and your results together with any issues arising from the question paper arrive the following day and of course on the NHS App.

    i must say an excellent service and the NHS at it's best.

    Here's hoping for a low PSA for you tomorrow. Thank you for your continued support across the Community - it's very much appreciated.

    Best wishes - Brian.

    Community Champion badge

    Macmillan Support Line - 0808 808 00 00, 7 days a week between 8am-8pm

    Strength, Courage, Faith, Hope, Defiance, VICTORY.

    I am a Macmillan volunteer.

  •   - when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately got an image of Benny Hill being chased by nurses in short outfits and stockings!   Maybe my testosterone needs another blow on the head (three monthly jab due next week!)

    Anyway, the two syringes of blood are needed because they go to different parts of the hospital (I have one for PSA & testosterone, and one for lymphocytes, neutrophils etc)

    AW

  • Hi Brian (Millibob),

    That sounds an excellent way to deal with it & using electronic communications such as email & text is surely the way forward along with the back up of a good old fashioned letter in the post for anyone who is not computer literate or doesn't have a phone.

    I'm still waiting for the test results to appear on the NHS app so hopefully they will be there on Monday.  

  • Hi AW,

    If I was Benny Hill, I would have been making my getaway in a milk float being drawn by a horse & Bella Emberg would have been the nurse Stuck out tongue winking eye

  • My first thought was 'Carry on Nurse' but after reading it I was chuckling as the Tony Hancock sketch of 'The Blood Donor' came to mind and you losing 2 armsfull. I hope you got 2 lollipops as consolation. Out here they always stick a plaster over the injection site but one time they had run out of the normal discreet round pink ones so hubby proudly walked around with a children's Donald Duck on his arm.

    Hope the results are good when they come through.