A LITTLE DITTY (for those without titty!)

I’m now a great expert on all things with cancer

Having lived my life as a bit of a chancer

Never a tablet had passed my lips

I stuck to liquids, to save my hips!

Now I find I take every drug going

I rely on my Dealer cos he is  ‘all knowing’.

My social life now consists of my trips

To hospital, clinics, put my arm out for drips

To think I once learnt to dance round a pole!

Now I’m lopsided, they’ve just left a hole..

But strangely I’m happy to still have my time

To enjoy each day with a bottle of Wine!!