You join us at the start of the race..AND..They’re OFF!!
First to show is Heartburn and Furry Tongue, behind them is Constipation, Bad Taste and Can’t Get Out of Bed. Always Cold is behind these and making good ground is Breathless. Here comes Nausea in yellow doing his best to chase the front pack. Can’t Get Out Of Bed is now flagging and wait! I think Breathless has been pulled up! Nausea and Constipation are now the front runners but here’s a surprise! Diarrhoea seems to have made a late appearance and is making real strides! Diarrhoea is now passing Heartburn, Furry Tongue and Constipation and YES fighting for the line! Diarrhoea wins! Where in earth did he come from?! Brilliant! Sadly, PICC LINE was withdrawn at the beginning…
Tavares -- I am going to out you -- you are David Croft, aren't you !? 
Thanks for the laugh 
It’s anyones race , love it !
