No 4 Lovely Morning Thread again

You have heard of Photoshop  Ellie. That's not Ulls, that photo has been interfered with by computer.

All the ladies on here would swoon should I go public with my image!

And that's just with clothes on!

I have heard of it,, So instead of looking like Catherine Tate, i could  look  like  Marilyn Monroe 

If the clothes where off, we might all have a heart attack with shock lol

You will be OK, I have always had a fancy for Catherine Tate. 

What x xxxxxxx Liberty.

Well we could have a lovely surprise in a good way, do not be so negative, 

In that case i may have a chance,

You have more than a chance, you have an absolute certainty. Let me change my socks and I will be straight over.

Where exactly in Essex? And white stilettos?

Don't let Ulls know anything, I think he may try to come between us.

Essex girls are renown for white stilettos, well they used to be, sure i can find a pair.PM you my address. 

Answer the door, I'm not a bailiff.

I can't read the doorsign, something to do with access to undesirables!

The lights have gone off, what is happening. A police officer is approaching, says I've got to go with him, a complaint has been made by some Moderators, it's all a misunderstanding!