A stoma's not a stigma
Nor a sign of weakness
Sometimes an enigma
But needn't herald bleakness
The little pink blob
That sits on your tum
That now does the job
That was done by your bum
He's inoffensive, not rude
And deals with the pooh
He'll handle any food
But remember to chew, chew, chew!!
Always find a positive !!!!!
Let me introduce you to Eddie. Eddie Stomart. Eddie's a good old boy, he sticks with me through thick and thin, always by my side no matter what. He happily carries his share of the load and (almost) never kicks up a stink
A bloke and his bum hole
Have parted
His last fart
Farted
They'll reunite in the next life
For sure
At least for the cancer
It's a cure
My bum now looks like the great Wall of China
A seam like a plait
That certainly ain't minor
It'll settle down over time and look pretty neat
But I won't be showin too many me seat 
This is fab! Keep it coming
All the best
Kim
And another that came to me as i lay recovering
The day of my op
Now history
The day they removed
The source of the mystery
The thing inside me
That was causing me strife
The hideous thing
That may have ended my life
Now the thing has gone
The future is bright
At the end of the tunnel
There's light
The recovery
(Though not without pain)
Is going well
And so much to gain
Each day strength returns
The wounds heal a bit more
Each day my bum
Is a little less sore
Each day I sit
A little more easy
A little less tired
A lot less queasy
Keep strong, keep positive, believe amd it shall be
