Macmillan Blog on Having a Stoma !

Yes they are but not so close together.

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If only they knew!! 
Court 

I'm going to write a wee story about the life of Boris and Nicola when they lived at home Ha Ha.

Just went on STV news Boris is coming back to Glasgow If he thinks about meeting his wee sister Nicola and staying in their old digs Someone better tell them that old door has been boarded up . Boris and Nicola no chance xxx Alaine

Why’s he coming back to you he should be sorting out the mess in his own house 
I will only ever think of them both as your twins. Hilarious. 

Oops Someone forgot to tell him that I had a reversal

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Coming to a home near you ! Xx 

Don’t worry. Think most of the country have had a reversal where he’s concerned. Think he’s looking for a safe space. Ha ha.   I may just have to add a  over your design. 

One of my neighbours and her  granddaughter (5) came over to see me after I had my  Stoma put in  She kept looking at her gran  .She asked me if she could call her Teddy Alaine ?  Why ? Teddy  has a Toma .Teddy had wee plastic bag on tummy Someone had been listing  to  adults .   If that helps her understand   I'm pleased .