Dignity Pants and other misnomers

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast (directors cut)

    Well, no kippers, just toast. The high pace of my medical treatment continues. On 2nd July, we have a video consultation with a heart procedure specialist from the Royal Brompton hospital. They describe the ‘mitra clip’ procedure; feeding...
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast (preview)

    Monday 15th July 2024 Lights, Camera, Action! 8am today the phone rings, and it's Royal Brompton Hospital. In short bish, bash, bosh... Off to London on the dawn train tomorrow. Thursday is 'Mitra Clip' heart valve repair. Home on Friday ...
  • London Calling, again!

    Sunday 23rd June and I head back to London. I have an 8am appointment for an angiogram at Northwick Park Hospital. It’s a pretty awful journey. I get to the station to find my fast train has been cancelled; but I’m just in time for an ear...
  • London Calling!

    I am now well and truly in the clutches of a London cardiac team. I have described how what felt like imminent major cancer surgery was cancelled by the anaesthetist’s concern that my heart may not cope with the 15-hour operation. After several...
  • Do Bears Sh*t in the Woods?

    Well, it’s been nearly six weeks since I finished part four of this journal and quite a lot has been going on. We have just past the very middle of the year and Stonehenge has been temporarily defaced by the ‘Just Stop Oil’ group, I...