carolbx2's blog

Ok last one for today, I don't want any of you doing yourself an injury. Number 4 makes me smile a the moment, actually they all do. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take…

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester. BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? Contestant…

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence…

Hi all Thought I wou do a quick blog on the new addition to my body, just incase anyone else is planning to have one and is worried or doesn't want a PICC line. I am now the proud owner of a Bard Port or Implanted Port, the veins in my hand are whooping it up with joy that they won't be prodded and poked anymore when I have my chemo. I decided that as I'm a clumsy clutz, I would always be fiddling with a PICC line…

Why do some people make life so bloody difficult, I don't ask much I just want to be able to go to work when I am well. My oncologist is fine with it, my GP is fine with it, Occ Health is fine with it - so why are my senior managers so bloody obstructive and negative. I have been back at work following my first does of chemo for 3 days and have had two conversations, the first one with my manager who I trust and like…