I thought we could try this...seen on another site...start a story and write it by somebody adding two words....
Any one know a good publisher ? 
A cow looks up and wonders ..will it rain today ?
Her pal Sally Jo took her a big step up and wondered ...what the next step... and then I thought ....perhaps she will want milking soon .
So we approached together ,very carefully and gingerly. Stepping slowly ,cowpat avoiding.
Then disaster " my foot " screamed Sally you're too far gone , stinking bad luck lady ..but wait there's another way round that giant cowpat we nearly caught and hoped
Prince Charles would reward his homeopath with a handsome bull. ...But later sell it to McDonald's petting zoo for lions to enjoy by chomping on its chicken burger lunch.
Meanwhile after a massive explosion shook the poor cow .
What happened ? Chronic constipation ,strain hard advised the vet and things will definitely improve explosive wise but not smelly wise .
Wear mask and gown and try eating roughage which will produce methane . Nostrils filled ,nostrils filled twice then ! Stinky effluence For sale P.O.A.
Prince Charles stepped forward organic only please Camilla . Dont do that hat! Pleeeeeese ,just change the Style outright like Beatrice , and her new home .
Woke up Prince Charles who said ay up where's the wife who was here.
Farmers tractor might have driven over the mountain pass, and mountain goat jumped up and caught Camillas hat ate it and died .
Camilla was cross because it was on biogradable and she was too .
Meanwhile the poor cow was getting even more furious because painfully constipated with Camilla's underly silly facial expression she moo'd.........however in Spain ay caramba a matador said
Daisy now where is the steak tartare Attila darling its over the moon .
The fountain sprayed widely over Charles and Camilla .which caused 100 years of laughter and cigarettes and royalty -free gin too .
Mystical Unicorn played loudly with feeling a flute of champagne got quaffed and sozzled and fell over into that cowpat ! Not again said Camilla .
Cosmetic benefit said Charles you use natural products .
Four pints a day of gin soaked cowpat .Rosy smell
Everthing is coming up Roses said Camilla and Charles cried Goodbye forever .
Surely not we must take hands and fly from here over yonder to Narnia , Or maybe go cruising ,
Ooh yes our yacht
Better idea with staff especially masseuse .Include a large martini,giant champers ,hors d'ouevres and jelly ,vodka jelly
Yes please said Beatrice in NYC Where I know someone with rooms going cheap but classy with jacuzzi and strange automatic bidet .
What on earth is a bidet ? Asked Beatrice
it's used to wash ..now then said Charles less of the bidet . Let's go drink gin and eat cream scones with jam and cream and dance .
Dancing white horses in the sea
meant dashing ,
dashing horses ?
white sergeant is favourite with gentry and Spanish Flies but no music need karaoke and drums and alcohol !!
A BBQ we should hurry up to see the sunset before we drink all the alcohol. Then fly with the wind and get married before our eighteen babies are born at the maternity hospital .
Hello invited for pictures and interviews .
Prince Charles could not be more astounded and very intrigued about the payment received without tax !
I can't ....believe that what a great wheeze ! Pass the brown sauce and let's enjoy our BBQ burgers and sausages . Gin and tonic / lemonade in order to recover from shock . Then fell about laughing like hyenas just before it rained men . Then everyone was
TO BE Continued
Brilliantly brought together,@Northerner!had me laughing out loud at the bits I hadn’t seen before !!
