I entered a phone-in competition on my local radio station I rang in and the host said you are the first caller and if you answer the question correctly you will win our mystery prize. She said it’s a geography question. Great I thought my geography degree will see me through. Ok, then to win our grand prize of two VIP tickets to a Manchester United game and meet the players after the game, what is the capital of France? “”Wolverhampton”, I replied. Garviv
Friend of mine is a staunch Manchester United fan. Season ticket holder for as long as I remember. He’s been getting increasingly outraged not just by results on the pitch but the general running of the club. Things came to a head recently and in a fit of pique he nailed his season ticket to the front gatepost with a note FREE TO ANYONE INTERESTED.
After an hour of calming down he went out to retrieve the ticket only to find someone had stolen his nail.
Boom tish are you here all week
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