Lovely Morning No5 A New Year

Well if Dav pays we can all go on a holiday together..or you all come to me... 

Now I think there has been some confusion over my remarks about paying for everyone's holidays. Stop the bashing davef campaign and pay attention.

Although some so called counties give out all sorts of things for free, us down here have to pick up the tab! So we will probably have to take back ownership of said countries and shake some sense into them.

I am not suggesting we should re-colonolise them, after all no one wants to live in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland, everyone wants to live in Surrey next to Waitrose.

I know I am aiming for bland posting this year but this will have to be put on hold while I address these serious matters.

I am collecting money to fund my election to lead this plan, my Pa, Lady Ellie of Essex, will be collecting the money and keeping it safe.

We will be counting it daily and will publish the figures regularly. Or now and again. Or not at all, you will have to trust us.

This plan is exempt from the flag the moderators option so don't wast your time pressing that button in indignation.

Onwards and upwards as our Chairperson Rainieday would say.

ohhh...so no more holidays? No ice cream and cake? No nothing...i will not vote for you then...pff

i already can see Lady?? Ellie running away with all that money

No now Pet why the ?. i can be a lady when needed, or to my advantaged 

Have you been up all night, writing your thesis, i will have to re read and adjust where needed,

Will advise on situation later, 

Pet think Lady comes with the job,perks and all that, xlol

we could secretly become very close friends and run off together... 

LOL Think you could run faster than me, so we will just split what we collect, i will sit and watched you run, and raise my glass lol

omg thinking though, we could be good at it, i have a lot of common sence and that goes a long way,

Life experiences help as well, and have had a lot of them along with you,.