You are cordially invited......

Pet you had a lucky escape, you would not  want to be in a shed with AA, i am traumatised

Ellie x.

You loved every minute Ellie, you were like an animal with me. People were knocking on the shed door telling you to be quiet. Still, wouldn't mind some more though?

That was the Red Setter all over you, , you live in a dream world, sorry to say, Walter Mitie springs to mind.

If it was a dream it was a great one. If the scratches were from the setter then I had better get a tetanus booster. 

( I don't think it was the dog though)

Then you better get a tetanus injection, i have photographic evidence of what really happened, nothing, i might have to inform the police. that you are slandering my name. 

No photos please, the mods would get involved. Maybe I should withdraw any unsavoury suggestions I may have inferred, only said in banter.

I will hold them back,  though they might be needed at a later date