For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Sorry to say LM the head on one side continues for a long time, even when in remission!

Perhaps you should have grinned and said that you had been supplied with designer bags and then said "Would you like to see it!" That would have shut them up.

A friend whose mother had died from Ovarian cancer recently had commented to her sister in law that she had seen me a couple of days after her mother's death and she was so grateful that I had stopped and had a conversation with her when we'd seen each other in the street. Why are adults so awkward around death and illness?

Anyway, you would not have to release your real name for the book......you're Little My. I think we all fall a little in love with our consultants. My friends once said that they reckoned i could easily leave hubby for mine...they weren't far wrong!

Enjoy the rest of your stay xx

Sue, when you said Don't go until february, I thought you meant to the loo!!! Not that I am obsessed or anything...... errr. Anyway, glad the phrase cheered him up - must be my age. me and P have a bug age gap.... anyway, you need to say it in a chinese accent for it to work. It was a 70's TV prgramme. Hope you get a smile too... actually, where are you? shouldn't you be here by now? I've been saving you a space on the sofa and I bought sunny's souvenir sofa yesterday too so plenty of space going.... though the gin is rapidly disappearing....

Stinker, I'll remember that one... wonder if you can get designer bags.... hmmm

My real name is Little My hahaha... so we are stumped there! Lastly, I'm not in love with GC, I just like looking at his shiny face... actually it would be quite hard to fall in love with someone who keeps sticking their fingers up where the sun don't shine (or maybe it does these days... radioactive) without even buying you dinner first! but he does brighten up the appointments and I guess if he offered to play Hunt the rolo, I wouldn't say no....

Dinner's ready.. gotta go....(had the Gand T's already)

Little My xxx

Hi LM Little Sis Here........ been a few days, ive been caught up on a  roller coaster  of a different time and one this time i chose to be on and it was ........Bloody fantastic !!!!!!!! I did the vampire ride at chessington and then did some crazy ride at Poultons park just to impress my step daughters and show them its all fun ! so glad that my feet are now firmly on the ground again but very sad that they have gone , they do keep me young ! I have read every day the posts as they get sent through to my phone, the beauty of technology. Have loved the cards and feel like now would be a good time to cash in a few of them as i am in desperate news of a few days rest but tomorrow i have an appointment at the breast clinic to check out a suspect lump, i think it will be ok as i am not scared like i was with the skin cancer appointment and i feel strangly calm ..........

I will swap my constant constipation with a little runny if i may, i am bloated uncomfortable, gained a few pounds, whats all that about ? all i need to do is have a good Poo and im sure i will feel a lot better actually resorted to the big 'Lax' but even that didnt work, it like waiting to give birth.... will it be today or tomorrow or even the next day ? :-)  

i think we should have a card that says TEIHTMFOD , thats enough Ive had too much for one day !

My mums arriving soon poor thing has driven from Dover and been caught behind a traffic jam for hours all this so she can come with me tomorrow, bless. I have a nice beef casserole and mash waiting for her....

Just had the NSPCC at the door, such a nice guy but really cant do anything else at the moment but did tell him to call back next time he is around...... i feel guilty though but i have to make all my pennies count at the moment and i dont want to comit to something i cant live up to....

tomorrows another day........lots of love to you ladies and gents xxxx

Glad you had such a good time Annette.  Good luck with the Hospital tomorrow.

Ann x

Hi Sunny- good to see you over here.... you ok? How's the map of the Grampians going? Hope you phoned the doc or nurse or someone uesful today.....

annette. well done! You beat me.... I am so envious of you and the rides sound really scary- you must be cool step mum! Made me laugh cos I thought your feet had gone.. (read what you wrote!) and I was thinking, I thought it was your nose... too much gin I think... oh well....

Funny isn't it- like the grass is greener.. having spent years being bunged up and hating that feeling you describe, and now I would gladly swap back (or maybe I wouldn't actually... lets meet half way eh?)

last time I took a laxative (for a test I was having) I had to go home and sit on the loo all day  in agony and crapped myself twice... (this was before baggy of course..). I can't imagine taking one and it not working... actually I never want to take one again, it was one of the worst experiences so far... why do theiy give laxatives to people who are sh*tting themselves with diarrhoea? Do they get a perverse kick out of it or something... ? anyway, enough poo talk for today.

I will add the card to the list. Maybe we should do a book of the cancer cards and we could all contribute to it... we could do tear out pages maybe so you could actually use them?

I think we need a card for people begging for money too... don't feel guilty at all.... it would be funny if you just answered the door, said, sorry, I've got cancer and shut it again.

Going to play silly board games now so might pop in and say goodnight later.

Love to you all and a big big hug

Little My xxx

Good luck Annette. You're very brave going on all those rides. Going on the children's teacup ride was lively enough for me thank you!

LM I hear that they have had to fly an emergency supply of gin over to Sweden. Anything to do with you? Have obviously been talking to much to you, as the following was on a friend's FB status this morning and it took me a while to realise it was not a medical condition....

Please put this on your status if you know someone who suffers from Rectal Cranial Inversion. This disease (otherwise known as Head Up Your Own Butt Syndrome) affects the lives of many. There is no known cure for Rectal Cranial Inversion but by posting this as your status for just one hour we can raise awareness. This cause is close to my heart as, sadly, I meet many people afflicted with it on a day to day basis. They need help, but sadly can't pull their heads out to realise it

Big Sis xx

I love it when people knock on the door, especially the NSPCC, I am always willing to donate my children but they never seem to want to accept them.

The other day a guy knocked on the door from the RSPCA wanting donations, children can be so embarrising and just blurt out bits of info that just don't want strangers to know. In fact it is a wonder the guy didn't run around the corner and ring the NSPCC.

Following a conversation that the only pets they are allowed are the wild birds in the back garden, they told him that we have no money cause dad has cancer and is going to die soon and mum doesn't go to work!

My dad once kept a bloke talking about adopting an animal at London Zoo for an hour, he went through all the procedure and then summed up "so you want me to pay x amount towards an animal, so do I get free entry for my family to visit said animal" the bloke was like "err, no, you have to pay as normal to visit the zoo" My Dad was like "will I'm afraid you just lost out on a sponsor".
Not that he had any intention in the first place, just he was bored, we were all out and the poor bloke knocked on the door.

Go on the next salesman / donation seeker that knocks on the door tell them "sorry off work at the moment with cancer". Lets see what reactions we get :-)

Big sis Stinker- I know I have tried sticking confectionary based products up there to delight GC, but heads are pushing it a bit! Ouch! I know plenty of people who do suffer from it though... pull em out and put Rolos up there and it will be a happier world I say... (except for the chocolate lovers who may find a bit of a shortage of edible choccies)

Sue.. where do you live that has so many charities begging at your door? Do you have a mansion or something? I've never had one (maybe they've been warned to keep away or something) Love the idea of trying to give them to the nspcc and what the kids said...  seems like you are training them well ... I think we should all do the same and be as blunt as them.

Actually I did it recently. As you may or may not know, I sort of had to give up smoking those beautiful little sticks of gorgeousness.... sorry, slap face... cigarettes. I was offered one and I said no I'd given up... wow he says, why? how? and I thought oh sod it, I can't be bothered making up something so just said 'cos I've got cancer'. He  then said, Ooo, can I just say you look well, (do I??? gosh, no one has ever said that to me before.. who would have thought? Little My looking well? surely not?? really? wow? I would never have known that... wish others would tell me that.. arrgghhh) Sorry, little rant slipped out there... but after that is was fine and I think it works.

I am sorry, but I do have to report a Failed cancer card incident:

me and brother tonight..

Was there any coffee left dear brother? says Little My

yes there is lovely sis.... says brother

would you be so kind as to get me a refill dear brother?

No.

I've got cancer...

Ha ha F*** off, get your own

Goodnight all you lovely loonies.. its my last full day here tomorrow and I will try and live it like a dog, but really I will be sad cos I know....

Little My xxx

I love your brother - Can I adopt him instead of /as well as you?  Maybe on a "two for the price of one" deal?

Mainly because of  his "Buy Me Shiny Things" idea ( I must have been a Magpie in a former life) and not for the "Eff off and get your own coffee"  - However, that attitude appeals to me too?

Hi Just Trying New Phone Ignore It SSSOrry iT des Doing My Head IMN Xxx xxxxxx