For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

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Welcome home LM and glad you've settled in nicely with proper food and coffee.  Sorry it may sound strange but I used to work on the Infirmary and did many a ribbon gauze dressing and loved doing them.  If I lived near you I could do yours and i'm very gentle.  Glad your District Nurse is the gentle type too. Oh and hurray for many, many poos it must be because your bum has missed doing them for a while.

Hi Cullottes, That RT is a tiring experience eh, glad it's all over and you can recover from it now.

Hope Tims all done and ok, and Ems is trudging on bravely, yooooo hooo to you both xxxxxxxxxxxx

Thinking about Mandy at her Uncles funeral today and i'm sure her eulogy went well and she got through it all ok.  I wonder what mischief her mum got up to though or maybe she was on her best behaviour.  Hope it went OK Mandy and we'll hear from you soon, hugs to you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Take care all

Jan xxx

Good evening your majesty!

Pleased to see visit from Nurse was not too painfull ! It is excruciating having wounds packed, you are aloud to scream kick and shout at that one.

Liked the pictures of the cats, even if I had to turn my lap top around to see one of them!

So good to see you have been and been and been and been and been AND BEEN AGAIN! 

Rest and dont go overdoing it.

 Remember, you only know you have overdone it, when its too late and you have!!

Much Respect and Hugs

xxxxx

Good morning people,afraid we are still on the subject of poo....LM is performing well and is bound to do great in the pooing Olympics whereas I am just bound(up). I am still chomping my way through bags of licorice even tho it is extremely painfull but may have to concede defeat and have yet more drugs.I really don't like the morphine much...not only does it make me drowsy but also gives me nightmares and is probably not helping the poo situation .then there is the anesthetic in the reflux medicine....I could go on but don't want to bore you.                             

Well about the funeral for the baggy I think I could make it,I know he has been a big part of your life and all that,but be honest he really didn,t have very many friends to speak off,and I believe he had some quite disgusting habits...not the sort of chap to introduce to the vicar haha but I suppose he deserves a decent burial..

Not decided yet where to go on holiday but it has to be hot and all inclusive,before that I am going ti Ireland on a road trip..just set off and find B&B's here and there ,no definite plans but taking it slow and plenty of Guinness....to build me up purely medicinal.

Yoo hooooo just been for a poo XXXXXXXX

Culottes

So! Farewell then, Mr Baggy

And farewell pants both giant and saggy

Hurrah for pooing out your arse

Let's put the baggy out to grass.

xxx

I do hope LM remembered to buy extra loo rolls ...

Can't stop, curtains to iron, kitchen to scrub, you know how it is when spring comes. But the first person to call me an old scrubber ... well watch it.

xxx

Wouldn't dream of calling you an old scrubber Annie :) Could you come help me clean my house please? I have no motivation to do it. Pretty please?  xxx

And when you've finished there, can you do mine please???? XXX

I've just added house cleaning services and spa days to my Amazon wish list. I don't imagine I'll get either, but it's worth a shot.

xx