For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

LM, hang on to the giant invincible pants, if they talk me into having a colonoscopy I may be needing them myself. (But I'm going to do my best not to let them do that.) I'm sorry you're hurty, and I would go right ahead and cry if I were you. At least you won't have to do it in front of the moany ladies.

Why do hospitals not have email addresses? I want to ask Mr Kehoe about HIPEC, before Roberto runs amok with his scalpel, and I'm either going to have to write a letter or phone. One's a terrific faff, because I'll have to plug in the printer and it probably needs its ink changing, and the other is just scary. I could write by hand, I suppose. In crayon.

xx

Or blood.....

mimd you, I find they tend to not take you so seriously when you write in blood.

Google the man. I found GC had an email address when i googled him to check out his credentials snigger snigger. He is so gorgeous that he doesn't have a photo of himself anywhere on the web! I have refrianed from emailing him cos I don't want to stalk the poor man. Rolos are enough I reckon. Anyway, you may find an email address. Or phone his secretary and ask her to give it to you rather than you talking to him... that usually works. Good luck with that.

Failing that, I would express it through the medium of sock puppetry outside his office window.... that ought to get his attention.

I plucked up courage and phoned the district nurse office wot I found on google.

They are all out on their bicycles or whatever..

oooh she just phoned. They got the message, actually they had got the message from the hospital all along and were coming this afternoon anyway...so are coming sometime between now and 5pm. Damn. I don't actually want her to come of course cos it hurts haha. Careful what you wish for!!

I have done 9 poos today. Just saying.....

Little My xxx

Hope your Nurse turn up, Little My ......... the Roses chocklit ? Well, I did give it another go ( whilst in the bath as you suggested ...... oh, how warped does that sound ? ) However, it was a rather messy procedure - as expected - and although the chocklit was being a bit awkward it was a minor success !

Shame they don't make Choccie Flavoured bubble bath ..........

Love and hugs, Joycee xxx

Wow LM I think that must be a record number  xxx

Joycee they do make choccie flavoured bath stuff - go to Lush!! Tom's sister loves it :):) xxx

Thanks Clairlybel ........ all that would then need is a wee dram of Bailey's pouring in, too !

Love, Joycee xxx

hello fellow warpies,I just came in to say that I am still alive and very nearly well after 2 horrendous weeks of pain,but after reading LM's post forget that,sounds like I got let off easily    Well done you for getting out quickly and I hope Ems and Tim can manage to do the same.    Time for some good news at last....6 weeks before I go to the oncologist again,and was told go ahead and book a holiday,which I will as soon as I can swallow again,also now off the nasty injections and onto warfarin hurrah. Gotta go daughter in back soon XXXXXX

Making up for lost time, Little My!

Glad you are feeling better, shivsmum. XX

Yay!!! Culottes is here... I was wondering how you were yesterday. Someone has joined the anal cancer group called collette and I wrote Culotte haha.

Sorry to hear you were in a lot of pain - RT is bloody painful! Eeeek to not swallowing and yaaaay to holidays!!

District nurse has just been and she had a special pokey thing and it barely hurt at all so no tears! She was young and not like a big fat lady in brown on a bicylce or Nerys Hughs and she told me she is getting a kitten tomorrow... a grey one. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I told her she had to bring it round. She said my BP was a bit low and I was to tell the nurse when she phoned. I was tempted not to, in case they say come in, but I reckon they won't. She also told me to take it easy and let her come round haha was she late cos you lot were talking to her?????? ;)

I wonder if your bum has to do a certain quota or poos in your life working to rule or something so mine is making up for the year of not pooing by doing extra.?

Where you thinking of going on holiday Culotte?

Just want to say sorry to everyone cos you can see why I work now. I am bored already so will be blabbing on here about nowt for weeks now.... I think I might do something silly to entertain you. I don't know if any of you got that far back to Little Pubes memorial service and subsequent murder hunt.... perhaps we should do a Baggy send off....

Viking funeral perhaps? I'll have a think and I am sure Hilary can find some suitable music....

OK, now I am dressed (haha) I can get dressed and go for a walk- a la boot camp.

Oh and as to knickers, I still have to wear shorts ones cos my skin is still a bit sensitive from the RT in the crease bit. I have never worn a thong in my life and can't imagine it!! so apple whotsits for me. I'll try and find the photo of the 'Tudor Love Pants'  I put on facebook on here. They made me laugh! Oooh here they are!

Little My xxx

Oh, you know what the Viking funeral music is. AHAHHHAHHHHAH! VALHALLA, I AM COMING!!!

http://youtu.be/nBmueYJ0VhA