For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

FormerMember over 13 years ago

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Welcome to Warped.

I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway) I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...

Hi there,

This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!

If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so you have been warned!!!!

This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....

In the meantime,

Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!

Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!

Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Little My x

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Hils, you ARE funny. XX

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Hi Warpees!

You are not going to be hearing from me now until Friday (I can hear all the cheers) as today I have a lot of last minute.com things to do before the op, work, go to the bank, cut the grass, cut the hedge, go to a birthday party for SIL and then get packed. Plus whatever I have already forgotten to do.

The thing is I am still in the dark ages when it comes to phones, and have an old fashioned Nokia so I cannot update like LM and EMS are doing. However, once I am on the ward and as long as I have one of those TV screens that work I should have access to the internet. Mind you all my best lines have been stolen by LM!

Just like to thank you all again for the support, and you should know that it really has helped me.

Crikey that wasn't very warped was it, so perhaps I'll end on this thought....

I'm really looking forward to being up and about again in the warm spring sunshine. There really is nothing like a good wank in the park.. SORRY, SORRY I meant WALK in the park, my typing realyl is siht!

Tight lines

Tim xxx

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Not only have you become Winnie poooh, but now your wandering around the park in a rain coat!!!!!!

Wishing you the very best outcome for the op and if LM can do it so can you, then you can become the dyson duo.

The bin is free and if a rescue is needed we are all ready.

Have fun today ni hte karp

nesil ghtil

Booby xxxx

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Hi warped friends

Good luck Tim!!!!!!!!

CrazyCatLady xxxxx

PS Took Nina cat to the vets last night and they've said we can reduce one of her painkillers woooooo

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

I did a poo hahaaaaaa! Better had let me home now! Will let you know but more importantly, GOOD LUCK TIM!!!!! I hope it goes really well and may your pops be long and strong:) all the best Tim and here's to the duo being formed... The DYSON mono doesn't have the same ring to it eh? Please work out the technology and come on here just to say you are ok... Not that we worry or anything you understand..... ;) ok gotta plan my escape plan see you later Little My xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Brilliant, Little My!!!!!!

Did you scream loudly so the moanies could hear?

And Good Luck Tim.....

XXXX

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

Wooooooooooooo for LM pooing!!!!!!!! xxxxxx

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

We love you Tim and we are all waiting in anticipation to hear from you on the other side, (OF THE OP OFCOURSE SILLY). Hope you can sus out the ward TV thingy with all that morpine wizzing through your veins tee hee. Good luck and DON'T PANICK! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY LM has done a poo. Get those bags packed and just tell them your off. Pester every nurse and doctor who passes the bed, that's what I do. Bet your already on the case aren't you??? The bins at the ready if they don't take you on, so escape is the other option. Big hugs you clever, clever LM xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Glad you had a nice ecucational day out Annie. I love a good museum myself, not really into art though. We went to Amsterdam, city of famous artists and galleries whos names I can't even remember oops Van thingy Goch wottsit. I'm ashamed to say we spent our time on the canals, parks, shops and ofcourse there are some lovely coffee shops!!!

Take care all

Jan xxxx

Cruton over 12 years ago in reply to FormerMember

The very very very best of luck Tim try to keep in touch so we don't worry LM you star my knees thank you and at my age getting down on my knees is one thing getting up is quite another.Tim stay out of parks and leave your old raincoat at home.Still if you do head to the park and get arrested blame it in the morphine mind you then they will arrest you for drugs so best avoid parks.We will all be with you till it comes to pooing then me thinks privacy is what is required as there are not enough gas masks to go around its taken 3days for Odin to revive the poor ravens.So well done LM and good luck Tim much love huge hugs Cruton xxxxxxxxx

FormerMember over 12 years ago in reply to Cruton

Good luck, Tim! Or, perhaps more usefully, good medical treatment, I don't think we want to be depending on luck at this point.

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