For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Thank you, Hilary . Your art knows no bounds... I am speechless at the beauty of your eloquence. I wonder what the world record is for not doing a poo. I will not be trying to beat it cos that means staying in here but it may give me hope of a maximum time. I await my dressing change. Oh joy. Actually there is a little bit of sadistic joy in watching the woman opposite go pale with dread. Today I may howl really loudly haha I was going to put a picture of my big ginger fluffy Wolfie cat on here for Nina to look at but my phone won't let me. It seems content with changing my words . Oh the bum stretching nurse came to visit me earlier- I was in the shower and missed her. I plan to have a very long shower tomorrow too all day in fact till sheffieldNO PHONE SHE!! Not Sheffield !!!! Goes away. I need the bin to hide in as there is no back door to escape out of. Ravens a re good at warning but too late once they are in the room xxx hugs galore Little My xxxx

Hey Tim, so glad you had a a good fishing session and caught a biggy especially as it was a goodbye celebration to baggy.  Oooh only 3.5 days to work and it's good that you've got your head into relaxed mode.  We are all here to give you the same silly encouragement that LM's having, so I hope your phones at the ready.  All fingers, toes and even baggy is crossed for you now Tim,  ouch!!! better uncross baggy or there'll be an accident.

YAY to parts LM and hope that the poos on it's way.  And strange as it seems there's always someone who just loves being in hospital and will do anything to stay there, bloody NHS leaches grrrrrrrrrr.

Hi Ems, hope you're trooping through ok xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Best wishes to everyone else and what a good team we make, pat ourselves on the back.

Take care

Jan xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey LM just attempted to upload a pic of Nina for Wolfie, not sure if it worked!!  Hope hiding it the bin tomorrow works, so glad you're doing well tho yey!!

Hope all is well with everyone else, need to catch up on all your postsssss xxxxxxxxxxx

Awww. Tortie kitty!

My three little angels.

xxx

Love the toilet humour Hils and I forgot to say to winnie (new name for Tim) well done on the fishing at the weekend, must be those coloured maggs your using.

Back to the toilet humour, I seem to remember as a child being removed by my mother from the dinner table, much to the embarrassment of my sister who had her first serious boyfriend eating with us at the time, but I can't remember the song now, it must have been dirty though ha ha.

Love to all xxx

Awww yours are so cute Hils! How did you manage to get them all in the same photo?? Are they just that good at posing ;)

Nina is def not an angel haha, have attempted to load a pic of her sat on Tom as my avatar. If he sees he will kill me but thought it would make you all laugh xxx

Awwwwwww all the cats are so cool. Frank likesssssssssss lol.

That's a good one of Tom and Nina. xx

Little My - think you're going to be in trouble with Tom......

But lovely kitty photos everyone - I want one! (a kitty, not a photo).

J X

Oh nina is gorgeous!!!! Never mind Wolfie I want her! And Hilary I can't believe you managed to get all 3 sat like that. I will try again but there is no thing here for photos or doing anything in my phone hmmmm if it does appear its Wolfie who was called Wilfred that became wilf then Wolfie then Wolfie there is also Chooch . He's scared of girls. Ooh now Tim is getting ready we can shout ' Come on Tim!!' that always made me laugh ... Hopefully you will be a lot more successful than that Tim ! Ooooh a trolley full of drugz hahaaaa ! Wish you could take your pick like at the cinema or airplane trolley:) see you later now photo.... No, the photo thing isn't there harrumph. Have to wait till they let me out. I nearly escaped cos a junior doctor came over and I'm just doing your discharge drugs for you... Great says LM then she asked did you k ow you are going home ? No, but I'm happy to. Nurse says oh consultant says She can't go till she's done a poo. Sorry, she didn't say poo she said passed a motion. That made me snigger cos I thought Of the House of Lords and all these old codgers saying I've passed a motion can I can go home now? Hahaa if they are waiting for me to get some legislation through.... I'm in for the long haul! Hilary, here's a challenge for you. Go on FB find my cat piccies and post them on here. You ate computer savvy sorry ARE savvy not like wot I aren't xxxx oh and maybe the carrots??? She asked innocently? I'll write a eulogy.... Xxxx