For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Thanks Jan, that snowy pic is of the top of our road and machine says thanks but unfortunately he is not mine, I just take care of him for my friend, but I love him like he is mine.

Hope your baggy being good cause this bin is filling up!!!!!

Ruby x

That's nothing. There was an elephant in my hospital room.

Also, you could build a really good cannon out of pee bottles.

xxx

Is your pee bottle cannon tried and tested Hils? :))) not at the elephant ofcourse.

Oh Ruby, what a lovely scenery at the top of your road.  We look out onto the Manchester Ship Canal which is quite interesting when the ships go by.  Though these days we only get to see the masts as they built apartments a few years ago :(

Wonder where LM is up to.  We must get this place ship shape for her return.  Clink, clink, oh that's just me collecting mine and Mandys bottles hic!!

Take care all

Jan xxx

LITTLE MY IS STILL SAT IN THE WAITING ROOM IN HER PAPER PANTS SURGICAL ATOCKINGS AND GOWN!! waiting for her turn which was meant to be 2 1/2 hours ago. The other woman in the waiting room is moaning and moaning about the wait and everything and how hungry she is and and and blah she's In for a skin tag removal 5 mibs and then home. She is reading me articles from the daily Tory /fail and the sun. I am disappointing her in my lack of horror at the shocker stories! Sleep beautiful sleep to sleep perchance to dream... Either knock me out now or I'll knock her out with the door hahaaaa love to you all xxxxxxx

Oh my, Little My ! Are you still there ? ! Just had to come over 'cause I have been thinking about you all morning and would have though that you were in the Land of Nod by now !

Hope that you are now on your way to be a bagless Dyson ........... good luck and valsigne dig.

Love, Joycee xxx

Still waiting!! I'm only second on the list!! Guess it can't be long now cos there's not much of the day left haha thanks for the hugs xxxx

Little My, I can't believe that they have kept you waiting for this length of time ! Bet that you are starving by now and desperate for a coffee, you poor thing. Afraid that I would be saying ' if they don't hurry up, I'm off ! ' ......... but keep your chin up and it hopefully won't be long now.

See you when you are back and awake !

Love and hugs, Joycee xxx

Oh Little My what is that surgeon up to. I bet he's gone outside for a sneaky fag or down the chippy for lunch. HURRY UP! MR SURGEON!

Cruton did you notice? Hilary's got a useful peace of weaponry, a paa bottle cannon. That could come in useful for the rescue!

Lycka till LM och största kramar

Odin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think he heard you! Last Weston in recovery so I'm next! Soon apparently yeah right you said that at 7.30 this morning!! See you all later tack för kram xxxxx

I reckon your surgeon's out playing golf (pronounced 'gofe') with Mr Tozzi. Good luck!

There was a young lady named My

Who was not known as overly shy

She would show off her bum

To the world and his son

Most especially when she got high.

There's slanderous.

xx