For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Huzzah for bye bye to baggy, and I DO wish you could draw on your tummy!!!

Big Huge Loves and Cwtchs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just a quick bye bye baggy.

LM we are all there watching that surgeon like hawks, so don't worry!

Forget NH and Mrs, they are not worth bothering with! You have more important things to concentrate on such as getting better.

We'll look out for progress reports and try to keep warped up to date. Of course warped won't be quite the same until you are safely back in your Dyson clean home.

Odin xxxx

Ps for Emss, we're all rooting for you. Best welsh cwtches,

Odin xxx

Morning all... Sat in waiting room it's a weird set up. You sit here in your gown and paper knickers with no wombles on them!! And stockings gorgeous!!! Go to the op from here and then back here and then a bed when one is ready. Talked to surgeons registrar and he freaked me out a bit by saying that there was a chance that they would have to give me an ileistomy bag while the join heals and back in in 6 weeks to have that reversed!! You must be joking that could go on forever. He also said you'll need to come back for ballooning which means anaesthetics and in. Hmmm not as simple as I thought so I wake up with no baggy, a cut in belly or just the baggy, a new colostomy baggy if my bowel is too damaged or an ileostomy baggy!!! Oooh choices choices! I want a DYSON no cuts. Don't like surprises. Anyway I am bored already, might have a nap see you all later and the exciting news of what pressure the surgeon gave me xxxxx

Well seems baggy isn't going to give up without a fight but baggy doesn't realise who he's taking on and dysons will rule the world one way or another.The colleague with his knobhead well what a poor excuse for a human being he should be kicked out of the human race and he should not try to join the animals cause they are better than him too.We are all hiding in the beds and it's a bit crowded with some of us sharing 3 to a bed well it is the NHS .Odin and Hils insisted on bringing books and Ruby the horse and also everyone brought the cats,not to mention ravens,wolves serpents and Odins eight legged horse and a bin.I have been trying to improve my mind by reading some of the books the one on pagan porn is very interesting but I'm not sure if I have it upside down or not.I found some empty wine bottles and gin bottles too at the bottom of the bed wonder who they belong to ouch Mandy,Jan get your elbows out of my ribs you know we all wish you and Ems the very best so onwards and bagless Good Luck Tim you can't fish in here put the rod away xxxxxxxx

Morning LM,

I'm sure they would have had womble pants if you'd asked for them, but maybe they would be a tad small!

This fight with baggy looks as though it is trying to go on forever! It reminds me of the time when I had hair (Oh yes I did!). My barber (couldn't afford a hairdresser in those days) had two large mirrors on opposite walls and when you looked into one mirror you could see the reflection of it in the other and these reflections went on to infinity getting smaller and smaller and smaller and ....

Did you look closely at the other patients and could you see through our disguises. If you look closely you will see that my lipstick is smudged.

Cruton's bin is in the corner and Tim's fishing rod stacked behind it. We are all there.

Tell the surgeon to hurry up and put you right and that means bagless! All this crossing of things is giving me cramp!

Biggest od welsh cwtches,

Odin xxx

Budge up you lot some of us are trying to have a nap!! Odin that is a rubbish disguise!! Xxx

I do wish Tim would stop casting his line, its going to get tangled up in the surgeons scrubs, also all the animals are making a bit of a mess, good job I brought my shovel, sorry might have to use the bin.

Odin that colour does suit you!!!!!!

Horse kisses coming your way be brave, I know you are.

See you in a bit 

Love Booby xxxx

As the title syas LM, bye bye baggy!  Come on Mr. surgeon get it done good and proper the dyson way.

Oh heck, it's bedlum in here! Reminds me of my nursing days in the psychy unit. Can I smell horse shit or cat shit?  Oh sorry it's only me 'cos my baggy isn't behaving and if he doesn't i'm gonna have to send him to LM's surgeon.

Huge hugs LM see you soon

Take care

Jan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good luck LM today!!!

If they haven't given you an womble pants how about wonder woman ones instead ;)

Lots of hugs xxxxxxxx

PS If you look very carefully, Ninacat is hiding under a chair

Forgot to say Ruby, The snowy picture is lovely and we missed a scene like that here this winter.  I do love walking in the snow.  And your horse is absolutely gorgeous, so hansome.  Mind you his poo is filling Crutons bin!  :))))

Take care

Jan x