For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Ah there you are LM!

How's the muddy  teenagers? Blimey, baggy had better crank into gear tomorrow or he may propel you like a turbo boost jet engine over the top of the yurt!

Big huge warm cwtchs to you!

xxx

dropped in for a quickie!

Brilliant news for you and Tom, it's uplifting getting good news, good news, good news hurray Clairbear.

HELLOOOOOOO down there in the yoghurt LM, glad you managed to pop in and hope baggy is putting out as it were, but in a sensible manner.

Hi Respect, noticed you popped in there, so keep it coming, you can't disappear now you know.

Funny Parkin story Clare tee hee, do we think Tim has suffered enough with those parkin stories Hmmmmmmmm i'll let it lie for the moment Tim, but beware they may pop up now and then :))))).

Love and best wishes to all you lovely warpies, and an extra big hug to Ems to get through this next bit and for Hils 'cos we are all here like a bad smell that doesn't go away whatever heheee.

Catch you all later,

Take care

Jan xxxxxx

Hi Respect and all those who have popped by! Hope that your baggy is now working LM. Thought all the wholefoods would have it working overtime.

R been in touch this morning and said that my little man was wide awake with a big smile on his face when they woke up today...and he had filled his nappy, so plenty of bad smells there! After the initial thing of using up the disposables that other grandmother bought he is now using muslins, and terries are on standby, so lots of washing. He is officially now recognised, as Birmingham have a huge problem registering births, and they couldn't register him until today. He has also now hit 8lb!

Tim, hope your daughter had great birthday, and that pizza was an enjoyable experience all round.

Hils, good luck for the laparoscopy, and Ems I hope the next weeks fly by

Love to all warpies

Louise xxx

Thank you alllll - I'm sooooo sooooo sooooo happy!  Can't believe the clot has gone - Alton Towers here we come!

Glad you popped in LM, hope baggy is doing ok xxxx

Hi Respect, like Jan said you can't disppear now :) xxx

Tim hope your daughter had a lovely pizza filled birthday. Cruton should definitely start a pizza delivery service with wheelie bin, imagine how many pizzas you could fit!  mmm I'm hungry now

Aww Louise that's so nice he's smiling!! I've not seen my niece in a week and a half and I'm getting withdrawel symptons! Can't wait to see her again

Culottes fingers crossed for your next scan - when is that?

Discovered today that we don't actually need a new DPC in our bay window, its cos our skirting board is made of plaster and not wood that is causing the damp. What??? Apparently we can fix it by painting the wall with special paint.  

C xxxxxxx

PS was it me that posted 1600? if so woooooooooooooo again

PPS For all I know it could be snowing outside, or raining goblins grrrrr

Clairdiloonyloo, (sounds like a cockerel)

For all you know the sun could have gone out.

We can send a team to knock that hole in the wall, but are you sure that is what you want? Imagine we knock the hole in the wall and it leads into the boss' office! He would be delighted since he could keep an eye on you whilst eating his corned beef sandwiches sat at his desk.

Of course if we knocked a hole in the other wall we could have a new serving hatch for the kitchen. Of course the third wall would leave a service counter for the toilets, and management would find it convenient to charge you each time you use them.

It sounds dodgy to try to stop damp with "a special paint". If the plaster is damp and you had a wooden skirting board, the wood would rot. Get a second opinion, you need to find how the damp is caused.

I like the idea of a pizza delivery service using cruton's motorised bin. That would be great.

LM, I hope you and Max are having fun getting all muddy. Do you have a galvanised bucket with holes in the bottom for a shower? Have you been for a swim in the duckpond yet?

Tim, I wasn't suggesting a video of the operation, but the video of the "delights" on offer at Embercombe. Bring your customers there and they will fork out loads of money to be released.

Greetings to LM, Max and all the little kiddywinks,

Odin xxx

Clairdadodado, You got to remember:

The sun will come out tomorrow, tomorrow, bet yer bottom dollar.

Think the only option is the fourth wall......and does that lead to the car park and escape?

You'll have to paint one of those Muriels that Hilda Ogden used to talk about many moons ago on Corrie. You could then decide on what sort of Muriel you want.......perhaps a beach on one, a country scene on another, a HUGE picture of your niece on another, and LM in her pool on the other. You could then move your desk around to face whatever you fancied at a particular time.

Apparently there is a DVD of my first op somewhere, and I should have received a copy but perhaps they decided it was triple X rated.

Just popping in to say I am alive and well but not posted cos I have nothing to say.....except...just remembered I gave the radiologists a laugh today wearing the best sweatshirt they had ever seen.....its states" Cancer can kiss my ass" so when I went in they said come on lets kick some ass then . Dunno when I will have a scan to check on the cousin clot but I am really fed up having to have the injections everyday,he has caused more trouble than the lodger on the lung. BTW is there not a european law against having to work in a room with no windows.....they seem to have stoopid laws about everything else,but suppose a Muriel is a much better idea anyway.             Hope everyone is well,is Ems still incarcerated?.    Lm playing in the mud.    Forgot what else is going on...sorry XXXXXX   Culottes

WOOOT - aliens have been sent back to wherever they came from and booby Bob is firmly ensconced into the family.

Bob tends to bite a little especially first thing in the morning but I am sure that will some loving tender care Bob will settle down and learn to behave, just needs a little training :)

Not been given my stick on nipples yet but sounds like I need to get an extra large supply for all the games you lot wanna play - how about nipple poker (oh no that sounds rude) LOL

Its good to be back home :)

oooohhhhh welcome home Lorna and booby bob.....I knew there was someone I missed but please excuse my senior moments XX.....I would blame it on the chemo but my last one was 3 weeks ago....but hey maybe that will still work lol.   Culottes

Culottes, We don't mind you having nothing to say, but that is no excuse for not posting. How do you think I ended up with an 8 legged horse, two wolves two ravens and the midgard serpent? LM, I still do not have enough money to feed them. What with the rise in oil prices, the price of serpent food has gone through the roof. Having only one midgard serpent I can't even take advantage of two for one offers on serpent food.

Lorna, welcome home to you and Bob. We can't wait to get our share of nipples.

Hope you're having fun LM; if this rain keeps up you are going to need some water wings, Oh I forgot, you have a supply of something else you can use. See you soon,

Hugs to everyone,

Odin xxx