For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

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Welcome to Warped.

I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway)  I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped  and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...  

Hi there,

This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!

If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so  you have been warned!!!!

This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....

In the meantime,

Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!

Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!

Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Little My x

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    Nothing warped about that FANTABULOUS news Clairybel!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whhoooooooop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO pleased :D :D :D

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    Clairybel, that's wonderful! Warpeeeeeeee!!!

    Love & hugs to you both,

    Annie xxx

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    P.S.

    Who wrote today's title - was that LM sneaking in from her muddy field?

  • Great news Clair de looney Yayyyyyyyyyy Hugs Crutonxxxxx
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    Hi everyone

    You have been so busy since Friday!

    Tim, smacked wrist!!!

    But most of all balloons, streamers etc for Clair de Lune! Great to hear of some good news.

    Hilary, you have every good reason to be a grump, and you are doing more than I managed for AGES after I'd finished treatment. Life is too short to spend it doing housework!

    Love to you all

    Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya xxxx

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    ......and CDL posted no 1,600 on page 200 of this thread.....so more champers, balloons, poppers etc

    xxxxxxxxxxxx

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    Fantastic news Claredeloon,I am so much hoping for news like that myself when I next go for a scan....as you say those daily injections are a real pain in the ass....well belly if you must be precise. XXXX   Culottes

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    Hi my lovely warpees. Report from yurtdom here .. I'm ok but knackered cos of teenagers 24 hours a day but it's a lovely place and I got lots of hugsfrom old friends. On my phone so can't type much and only get an intermittent signal so just want to say hello and lots and lots of love to you all and whoo hoo for Tom great news. Will try and get on the computer and sy hi properly soon. Bit neevous cos baggy hasn't worked since I got here and lots of whole food stuff so might be a baggy explosion hahaaaa hugs all round and catch up soon Little My xxxxx
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    Hi L.M

    Keep up the good work. I am sure all the parents of those teenagers will be forever grateful to you taking them away from home for a whole week!!!  Dont put them up for ransom though, you might get to keep them! Bless them

    Enjoy!

    Respect

    xxxx

     

     

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    Great news Clairedeloon! Bet you and Tom have been over the moon.

    I've been listening out for an explosion LM but not heard one yet, so hope baggy is OK!

    Odin, I haven't seen that video, I don't think I'd want to see one about a reversal!

    The bumps and bruises are going down now, no more parkin jokes!

    Twas my youngest daughter's 14th birthday today so just for her we had Pizza delivered. I wonder if Dominoes deliver to Yurts? Perhaps Cruton could start a pizza delivery service in her wheelie bin?

    Tight lines

    Tim xxx