Welcome to Warped.
I wanted to come back in time and explain something as it doesn't make sense otherwise...(though not much of this thread makes sense anyway) I set up this thread as explained below with a lovely dear lady called Sunny Leith. We had a lot of chat on here and the silliness got me and her and lots of others through some hard times. Sunny left the site when there was some criticism of warped and she deleted all her posts when she left. That is why it doesn't make sense to start with as all her posts are missing and it is a bit of a one sided conversation.... Enjoy it all the same...
Hi there,
This is a follow on from the 'dumb things people say' recent thread that is moving here with a health warning!
If you are feeling sensitive please don't read this thread as you may feel offended.... and we need a place to say what we need to say without worrying about offending people so you have been warned!!!!
This is for those of us who cope by being irreverent and silly and able to laugh at all the bad stuff. If you want to get the idea, read the last few pages of dumb things people say, I might see if I can cut and paste a few over to get us going....
In the meantime,
Sunny, you had me laughing my head off this morning with that image of you sitting there in your underwear, chocolate mouth etc!! I think it would have been hilarious if you had answered the door and invited them in.... they certainly would have needed oxygen by the time they got back down the speed they would have run away....!
Magel, how do they find us?? I live up a very steep hill in a very remote area and they made it up the hill to us too..... mind you, they were so out of breath they couldn't speak... almost felt sorry for them!
Can't remember what else we were on about as I can't see the last post anymore but lets continue here with the laughs and anyone new, feel free to join in.
Looking forward to hearing from you
Little My x
Hello you lot.... I don't know, I go out for coffee with ems and my goodness you fill up my inbox and get new people and everything... hmmm are you telling me something?
Anyway, welcome Julia of course you can join us. Only criteria is a stupid sense of humour and not easily offended or rather do not have delicate sensibilities esp with some of the youtube clips Hilary sends us.... I think she has stuck those nips on her forhead OH BUGGER I'M A TEACHER AND I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SPELL!!! anyway I don't care you'll have to put up with it. as I was saying I think she has stuck them on and pretended she is growing horns and renamed herself Mephistopheles. Stop it Hilary, I am traumatised enough now...
My dad had a cat called that once. It suited neither... She was far too sweet and he was far too bad.
I had coffee and a long chat with ems today. She is fab and do you know she is rather lovely too (though her colour coordination... hmmm green, blue, red, purple, pink, all in one outfit. Rainbows r us. say no more :D) anyway, I like giggle or cackling with ems in coffee shops and I like the fact that we laugh more than anyone else in the place... :)
What we suddenly realised was that the next time we meet in person, she may well be cured and I may well be bagless!! How weird but wonderful. Shame about the bit in the middle... wish they could do like those sci fi things where you do some virtual reality for a while till you are better...
I am driving down to Devon tomorrow to get the spawn of my loins otherwise known as Max. We are staying over night in a hotel in Torquay and don't worry, I checked that it wasn't the one off the telly. Then driving up here before going back down to Devon to play at hippies for a week with a class full of teenagers. No electricity and no compoooters. there is one in the office if i get desperate. Plenty of woods and deer and yurts.
I would like to stick a nip on my forehead and walk round town and see people's reactions. Of course one would not do this if one lived in Salem, but these days it might be fun.
Oh and ems's daughter is my new hero as her FB status update was the best thing I think I have ever read. I am going to steal it and have it put on my gravestone or on my funeral sheet or basket or whatever one does...
" Fuck this shit. I'm off to Narnia"
Perfect on so many levels...
An on that note, I shall say goodnight and will pop in tomorrow and say hi from my not quite as swanky as last time hotel. If you are nosey, it is called the Osbourne and is in Torquay somewhere. Not fancy but by the sea and has a bed, pool, free wifi and food. That'll do.I intend to eat the entire breakfast menu. I will be eating lentils and turnips for the following week so need to stock up on meat.
Love to you all
Little My xxx
ps I didn't want to change my avatar cos it might send some of you into paroxisms of panic but I found this one of me lounging at the pool... x
