For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

thanks for getting me through that ordeal you lot. Doing a blog of the highlights.. felt a bit too long for a warped post.

Love you all and its good to be back!

xxxxx

Hi everyone

Trying to catch up with you all, and its almost impossible.

Poor LM! Crappy school courses! Think I'd have emptied one of my bags in frustration. Oh for the days when I first went into teaching (1977) and teachers just got on with the job of teaching, and you had a laugh about something a child had said whilst relaxing over a sandwich and coffee in the staffroom......and Friday lunchtimes a quick drink in the nearby hostelry.

Dare I admit......well in my first teaching practice (1975) in a skool in inner city Brum, all the staff bar one (who was on antidepressants) used to troop across the road every day, where the landlord had our drinks lined up on the bar ready. He used to have a second round lined up which we downed in one just as we heard the bell going for afternoon session!

Don't think Kenny Baker did any favours for pupils or teachers when he brought in the Nashnell Kurriculum. Bloody targets! What about developing the whole person? Think that's where this cuntree has gone wrong...loads of people with no purpose in life, and ready to blame everyone but themselves. Big mistake if you are supposed to take a load of crap to sleep on. Those people sound seriously messed up.

Hey Cruton, that mask was obviously because you were having to face Medusa! Very clever.

Ooh! Crayons! You should have scribbled over the sheet in black. Doesn't that signify depression? You could have then said that a terrible blackness had come over you. Once upon a time people used to wear knickers/bibs to show the days of the week. Has astrology now bin added to the Kurriculum?

Collette, good luck for your scan...hope you don't have to wait as long as Tim for results. Its good to know that the naughty step is polished and clean, cos I think I need to sit on it after my rant at the MIL yesterday......

Oh Tim! Whoppee to having a few drinks. Can I be Madam Cholet pretty please? Only remember a smattering of French, but am the right shape and love to cook. Used to catering for veggies and pregnant ladies (no soft cheese, pate, seafood....) and also for large numbers!

ha ha Jan! What a way to see in 2012! Not typing from a prison cell whilst serving time for disturbing the peace now are you?

Hilary, I couldn't agree more about people who get on their high bloody horses re knowing what is best for everyone else. My lads smoke and drink more than they should, my daughter and SIL are veggies, I'm RC and rest of the family don't believe....BUT viva la difference! As long as people leave me to get on with my life as I want, then they can do what they want as long as it is not hurting anybody else.

Pissflaps to anybody who upsets my friends!

Love and hugs

Louise xxxx

Hi everyone,

Has anyone seen the naughty step? All I can find is a pile of fluffy cushions and a minifridge.

Odin xxxx

help i have been abducted by the NHS and they won;t let me  go to London. Had my ct can yesterday and they found a blood clot in a major blood vessel in my heart...... which could cause a stroke at any time.CHIT  CHIT  CHIT  If thats not bad enough typing on this thing is a nightmare and the other people on the ward are OLD  SICK  and BARKING  Please come and get me I am in Blackburn Royal.xxxxxx  Colette

Oh Colette !!! what a nightmare, I would have the wheelchair at the ready but I think you are maybe in the best place right now. How long do they think you will be in for? Pull the curtain round your bed and get your headset on. 

sending you loads of Hugs and hope they let you out soon.

Ruby xxxxxx

Oh sorry Colette,

How bloody awful for you. Are you using one of those hospital screens for the internet, usually they are hellishly expensive, and I know what you mean about typing on them!

I guess by now you have been given the drug  which breaks down clots?  An old boss of mine had that drug after he had chest pains and they found a clot, and he was sorted double quick. I hope they get you sorted double quick too and find you some young bed neighbours. (I can sympathise with you there, when on my ward the youngest apart from me was 70, I was 42.

Tight Lines

Tim xxx

Probably 3days....but they are talking about surgery to go in and fish it out. This TV phone thingy has internet but just a tiny keypad which is awkard to use but as usual i am being stubborn and wont let it beat me.  The good news is  that the lodger has almost packed up and is ready to leave. just typing this has worn me out now ready for visitors.Will keep in touch xxx Colette

Hi Colette I would mount a rescue operation to get you out but I too think you are in the right place at the moment.

Here's to clot busting drugs and sorry about London 

and CHIT CHIT AND MORE CHIT for being stuck on a ward were you have little in common with your fellow patients except for all being barking 

How long do expect them to keep you in for?

Good Luck and sending spoons and hugs 

Cruton xxxxx

oh you crept in whilst I was typing great news about the lodgers eviction x

Colette, STAY WHERE YOU ARE! Once the clot's sorted out, we'll come in with the shovels and the vaulting horse and get you out of there, but in the meantime - hideous a thought as it is - you're in the right place.

Old, smelly and barking mad neighbours are possibly the scariest thing about hospitals. Well, okay, there's all that blood and hurty things and OMGAMIGONNADIE, but on top of that you have to listen to your neighbour using her commode - if you're lucky, if you're not lucky she's just using the bed - and it is Not Good.

Man, that was ageist. I'm going to be one of those mad old ladies myself one day, that's if Mr Crab gives me the chance to be. I should be nicer.

*hugs*

xx

Hi Colette,

I'm mounting a rescue mission, but it may take some time to put together. Sleipnir's at the Farriers and won't be back til next week, and all the dead heroes have gone home for Christmas and the New Year.

Good news about the lodger, but a shame about the clot (I mean the blood clot). Good luck with the treatment, everything is crossed for you; My eyes have been crossed so many times they are now facing forward.

Love and real Welsh cwtches,

Odin xxx