For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Great idea I for one am with you on the idea of Condolence cake 

Cruton x

Here's to condolences cakes....

Today in brief. Shite all round metaphorically and literally.

Got to school and had to pracitce singing so was running late for lessons etc grabbed a coffee and was just about to go to my first lesson of the day when baggy leaked bloody everywhere. As I took it off, I somehow managed to get shite all down me and my trousers and my invincibles... no spare clothes at school. Thank god we have a dyson handdryer in the loos... had to get someone to cover the class while I got cleaned up as best I could.

Taught lesson. Told kids off again for being purile- drawing willies on desks is today's jolly jape. Makes a change from poo I guess. Fancy being silly about poo... who'd have thought...

Just about to go to concert when bag filled up again and started to leak again!!! ran over to loos, change again....  

Went to festival/concert thingy. Sang my solo. I think it went ok... the kids were impressed which was nice (I have been practicing non stop all day singing to myself to try and get it) No perforated eardrums or anything. Ha haaaaa! There are two performances so got to do it all again tomorrow... !!! was too nervous trying to keep notes etc to get a shitey night in, maybe tomorrow... ha haaa.

Had meeting. Nob head was being a prize nobhead and made me cry :( Annoyed with myself for letting him get to me... At least I waited till he had left the room.

Tired and grumpy. So... sorry, that wasn'tvery  warped. Imagining some of the things I want to do to him and his idiot sidekick is warped however, but possibly also unprintable and illegal...

Last day of school tomorrow and then the holidays :) Willl catch up properly then.

Off to imagine what he would look like with his head squeezed in a door (repeatedly!)

Hugs and spoons and cake and chocolate to you all...

Little My xxx

silent night holy night all is calm all is bright

la la la la la la la al 

hope that is far enough

first well done on your solo and it all going well 

shame on baggy for being a swine and letting you down by trying to sabotage your performance take spares of everything tomorrow you will not be beaten

as for the nobhead wanker how bloody dare he bring you to tears its his balls that should be jammed in the door but I doubt he has any so his head will have to do

and  take a breath cruton take a breath

thank goodness it's the last day tomorrow you sound like you could do with a rest recharge batteries and gather spoons then next term go get the bastard

HUGS 

Cruton 

xxx

Just to get people's minds off poo and pratty colleagues - 'pratty' in deference to the fact that this line will show up on the main Mac page (really, they should change that) ...

First of all, LM, well done for singing! You can't be as bad as you think you are. I, however, am, which makes me saad.

And Cruton speaks wisely. Take a change of clothes with you whithersoever you go.

Okay, now - this is part of the QI Advent quiz, which has been pretty easy up till now, anything that wasn't immediately obvious was easily Googleable.

But what the hell is this?

http://www.qi.com/advent/photos/15.jpg

Zooming doesn't help with reading the plaque, it's too blurry. It seems to say something about a Saxon cross, moved for the Festival of Britain (?), but Googling a combination of that doesn't bring up anything.

It's annoying me. I like puzzles, but only when there's a solution to them! So please help if you can.

I have no spoons, as I went shopping in Oxford today, so am a bit tired and cross. And I had almost forgotten, but tomorrow I have to go for pre-chemo bloods. Meh, really.

xx

Oooh I love a puzzle... what kind of answer are you looking for?

Glad you got to Oxford hooorah! Boo to prechemo bloods (how much blood must be swimming around the cancer hospitals? Wonder what they do with it all? hmmm...

Ok, off to pack spare clothes and look at puzzles...

Have a spoon from me xxx

Blood? Don't they make black puddings with that?

LM, I'd have loved to hear your solo & see your expression as you delivered it - were they rapt, adoring, or just stunned?

Hilary, I hope your expotition paid off shopping-wise. Never mind spoons, have you got any cash left?

Hilary, it is the Meriden Cross in the west Midands

xxx

ps annie, I think stunned! x

Annie, I've stopped worrying about money. I did go a bit overboard in Lush, where I had planned to buy five or six things apiece for Judy and Lynn, but it's hard not to.

LM, you are a freaking genius! However did you figure it out??

xx

Oh LM, What a trial you've had today.

Nobhead needs putting in his place and you are the one to do it. I'm sorry he got to you today, but obviously with all your other troubles you must have been left spoonless at the wrong moment. Don't get mad get even! You have the Christmas break to plan his downfall, but if all else fails whack him with what's left of the door.

I knew that music teacher knew what he was doing when he asked you to sing and I'm glad you accepted the challenge. Congratulations on a successful performance. The second performance is going to be even better, because I've got everything crossed for you.

Best welsh cwtches,

Odin xxxx

PS. Well if you can have a PS why can't I? Have you thought what you are going to sing at Tim's Ball? You're sure to be asked now we know you can sing! C.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GNASSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

to nobhead.

HUZZAH for solving puzzles and inventing a new cake!

It's nearly the wytching hour, so I'm off on my broomstick me dears

Catch up with you all tomorrow

Love and cwtchs

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