For those with a warped sense of humour WARNING- no punches pulled here

Well, LM and Scratchem (sounds like a firm of dodgy solicitors),

You wanted to know what my next talk was to be on, read my reply again, the answer is there! If you still don't get it then read it out loud exactly as written.

I must admit that I hadn't thought of wrapping presents in a Tesco carrier fastened with sellotape. That's an excellent idea, except that in Wales tesco carriers cost 5p now.

Had a lazy day and even went back to bed. Then forced myself to get up and go shopping.

Odin xxxxx

Ha haaaaaa Got it!!! That was really bad and pretty clever too.

Not telling cruton just yet but will be thinking up missions... xxx

Congatulations Little M on winning X Factor! Tee hee!

Hope you groaned when you "Got it!!!"

LM I got it too

Odin was hiding it ----- missed it first time round it is darn clever

Well Decree Nisi today Hooray and Boo Hoo and Hooray and Boo Hoo mixed feelings on that one you might say

poor dog had another seizure last night second fit he has had over last 3 months but he is ok. now and been extra spoiled

love the title LM it sure is fitting at the moment still here's to secret missions 

Hugs to all 

Cruton/Scratchem

xxx

Hi Scraton,

Sorry to hear the dog's not well.

Congratulations ?!  on the Degree Nisi, and hugs on both accounts.

Colin xxx

S cratchem! Took your time didn't you? I thought I had made it too easy!

Odin xxx

Cruton, I say a degree nisi is definitely cause for congratulations, so yay! Poor dog, though. I hope he's better now.

All this posh music, it's more than I can handel.

xxx

Yes, congrats on the DN cruton :) I remember when my Decree Absolut came through (2 days after I posted back the forms); I thought they'd returned them as I'd made a mistake...

Gents, take note - Ladies like shiny things. I was good at getting shiny things from Links & Tiffany which definitely earned me brownie points as I got things that were worn frequently :)

Hils, that joke belonged in the crackers we had on Thursday ;)

LM - Glad you enjoyed your swim & sauna. Bring on the kitties and please remember photos :D

Odin - Good to hear the talk was a success although I'm more Brahms & Liszt myself ;)

Clairdeloon - Where's our share? I demand a picture so at least I can remind myself what money looks like :)

As I've no doubt forgotten lots as I've not been on since Friday afternoon, hugs & cupcakes all round :)

Hi all,

LM yes apparently  you can nebulise a cat, I'm not sure if we're doing it completely right, but Nina cat seems to be getting used to it!  Lol I can just picture your cat getting into the biscuit jar! Sounds just like Nina :) Ooooh kittens I hope you get some! I'm not allowed as Nina wouldn't like it - she rules our house. She has turfed me off my pillow as apparently it is her new bed

I think Tom wants to try to find a job in the new year, we'll have to see how it goes, there will be a big gap on his CV so I imagine an employers will ask about why he had so much time away from work

Well done Odin on your talk!!

Nin - if I could get on facebook at work I would be looking at your cake pictures! I love cake

Xmas - I sort all the presents for Tom's family and I wrap them all and write all the cards. he says its easier to let me do it as he's rubbish at wrapping and his handwriting is awful 

All our neighbours have put up Xmas lights outside their houses. They put ours to shame, but the street looks lovely

wrapping presents in a tesco carrier bag really?? Did you know that as of August next year it will be ilegal for any supermarket to give away free carrier bags?? We were in sainsburys and the man refused to give us any, since there was this new law coming in. We were a bit miffed cos we didn't realise it was August 2012 yet and we re-use them as poop bags for Nina's poop tray! Whatever will we do next year???

Cruton - hope your dog is ok?? How old is he?

Hugs and spoons and shiny things to everyone xxx

Aww Hils, you've guessed what my next but one talk is about!!

Yes, bigfub, all the old chestnuts are coming out now and we don't have a fire to roast them by anymore.

I wonder what LM is planning!

Hugs to everyone,

Odin xxx

decree, money, hayden, carrier bags, shiny things, nebulised kitties oh poo I forgot already..

Its like that game where you ahve to remember stuff.... and not fair for chemo brains.

I'll try.

Hoorah for Cruton's divorce- hoorah! Bloody good news that I say....

Hoorah for Clariedeloon winning the lottery and  buying us all shiny things from Tiffany's for Christmas

Odin are you having fun writing your new talk whist hayden behind the naughty step...you know what your mission is already don't you hahaaaa.

Hoorah for Hilary's Mr Morphine and hoorah for one less chemo drug boo for the other one and bad backs

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kittens for me (in the Spring I guess and don't worry there will be loads of piccies)

In Wales we already have to pay 5p for our carrier bags (since October). I find it odd as I live on the border and work in England so one corner shop I have to pay and the corner shop next to school I don't have to pay. You will be proud of me cos I bought a mac reusable bag to use..

Today for me... hahahaha OMG, bloody hell, eeeeeek, oh bugger, ouch oh, oh ffs, not again, ouch, hahaaaaa grrrrr HAHAHAAAA

in detail...

Remember I have shitey colleagues. One of them basically pretty much dug their own grave today by having the rant of all rants at the headmaster and all their stuff that they deny came tumbling out in a rant to him  (hahahaha)

We have a Christmas concert on Thursday and Friday. Music teacher comes up to me today and says would you mind singing the alto part of Silent Night at the festival? Hmm no that's ok says LM ... Later in the day I found out that it is me and only me singing the part i.e. a SOLO (OMG, bloody hell and eeeeeeek!!) Too late to back out cos I said yes... (I am not a good singer at all and I don't know why he asks me to do these things- must be the words MUG written all over my forehead)

Sausages popped out (oh bugger, ouch)

 Got home and letters... fun ones for me? cards? pressies? no, just a questionairre from the Colostomy society.. (oh)

sausages popped out again (oh ffs, not again, ouch)

 My brother has been posting an advent calendar of songs on his fb wall and today he chose tiuana (sp?) brass playing Oh Little Town. anyone of a certain age with parents of a certain age will remember this... it brought back so many fond memories (hahaaaaaaaa).

Sausages popped out again- grrrrrrrrr

The questionairre has The Bristol Stool Form Scale in it. That is one amazing illustrated diagram! a whole page of poos on a scale of 1-7 I could invent about 7 subcategories for each one of course... (HAHAHHAAAAA) There are pictures of poo on it. I have never seen anything like it. That made my day...

The only problem is that I want to show it to someone and the only person I know who would laugh and get it is my brother and I can't show him cos he is filming some stupid bbc thing in the Hebrides.. and you lot of course who I also can't show it to... unless they have it on google images... see you later off to have a look.

Oh and while we are doing cryptic things, I did something that made me smile today... all will be revealed in a day or two.... by someone else!

Lots of love and hugs and cwtches and spoons to you all...

Little My xxx

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