Betrayed by my boobies

  • 32E? Are you sure?

    15 November 2016: Results Day

    They are running an hour late. People go in, people come out. We sit there. One couple go in looking nervous, come out beaming. Sadly, that's not to be me.

    "What do you know about the lump?" asks the consultant

    "They said it was likely malignant"

    "Well it is"

    Way to break the cancer news...

    Later: She's shown me the mammogram, told me the…

  • Finding a lump

    23 October: Small person drives an elbow into the top of my boob. Again. I rub it. Is that a lump? Pretty sure it wasn't there last time this happened. Yes, definitely a lump.

    24 October: GP says it's probably a cyst, but she's referring me on two-week-wait because of my age (40)

    27 October: Find a lump in armpit. S***.


    31 October: Consultant. She thinks it's probably a cyst, and swollen lymph…