Having been told by my mum's gynae that I had lumpy breasts as a teenager and that was 'going to be problematic' in the future, I've always been wary, but not actually done anything about it. What was there to do? So when the first lumps appeared in 2008, I was all for having them removed. I was already jobless having been ill with a balance disorder from an ear infection brought on by being violently…