Well, I thought I ought to do a blog to update things as last we left it; I was waiting to do a fart, or poo or some such in hospital. That was 4 weeks ago, and I have been known to write 4 pages on an afternoon’s worth of stuff so, settle down with a drink and cake or just skip to the end and say ooh ahh mmm x. especially if you read warped etc, you’ll know most of this already, but I wanted to record it for me over…
I will try and keep this short... oh why do bother even saying that eh? I have Rolos going spare and coffee and a bottle of vodka in the cupboard that I still don't know how it got there so help yourselves. Oh and I'll send Bernard St Bernard off to look for stragglers with his emergency brandy.
So, I got up and polished shiny bum ready for GC nd Rolos up there and clean pants etc etc and off I went down the…
This should be short (yeah right, heard that before.... you say)
So, last night I spent a long time fathoming out how to get wee in a bottle. I know for blokes it's pretty easy and most women manage somehow, but since my RT, my wee has no direction I think due to loss of fatty tissue or something and it goes absolutely anywhere and everywhere....
Funnels, buckets, cones of cardboard, jugs you all suggested....I never…
Hello! Oh dear... I just had a look and I have not written a blog for ages and ages and aaaages...
Hurrah! say you lot, we got time to catch our breath and rest our eyes...
Anyway, this one won't be long... haha I hear you say... heard that one before!
Oh ok, better send Bernard St Bernard out with the brandy just in case...
I am currently sat on a hotel bed in Torquay with my son :) I came down to get him…
