My 'warped' mates know this already, but there are a few others that I think need this and haven't found warped so here it is for you....(charlie and armchair and hilary especially)... enjoy!
Warped mates, will do another silly soon... big hugs to you xxx
Feeling Tired? Fed Up? Listless? Hairless?
Or just can’t be bothered...
You need the Cancer Card!
Little My Cancer Card services for all your cancer card needs....
In our IGC range (I’ve got cancer)
or
ICFSWC range (I’m caring for someone with cancer)
We have a wide range of cards to suit most occasions....
Please note: All Cancer Cards are prefixed by either of the above IGC or ICFSWC please state clearly which type you require on the order form.
So for example the BMST card would read... I’ve got cancer, buy me shiny things or
I am caring for someone with cancer, buy me shiny things.
Our featured cards this week are the ones for those days when let’s face it, when you just need a bit of a perk from this cancer lark....
The GOODWILL card- Get Out OF Doing What I Loath Lots
The WISH card- What I Say Happens
The BMST- Buy Me Shiny Things
The HNC- Housework? No Chance
The IHTW- I Have To Win
The IGWIW- I Get What I Want
The INC- I’m Not Cooking
And the multi purpose- DDTM card- don’t do that to me.
This next card comes in handy packs of 3 and is particularly useful if your car breaks down, or you just need something doing for you...
The FISH card- Free Instant Sympathy Here
Or why not try one of our themed ranges?
The Toilet humour range proving popular this month with those that want a bit of understanding for those hiding under the duvet days...
POO- person out of order
PUBES- Person Under Bl**dy Enormous Stress
SH*T- Sympathy Here Instantly Thank you
Our new Medical themed cards are also proving popular with a certain clientele
GP- Gin Please
GMC- Give Me Cake/Chips/cocktails (delete as appropriate)
NHS- No Housework Stupid!
And2 for those exasperating moments...
The STAYGAS card- Say That Again- You’ll Get A Slap
And Little My’s personal favourite...which is on special offer of buy one get one free this week...the ever popular...
The IMLWBPDKTMTWYHTCIDMHI card
(I Might Look Well, But Please Don’t Keep telling Me That With Your Head Tilted Cos It Does My Head In!)
All available to buy at littlemycancercards.com
Please note: Credit Terms not available
We are always on the look out for new ranges so any suggestions please forward for inclusion in our autumn brochure coming soon.
Little My
