WELL...By 12pm today I had done 30 minutes of salsa, been to the hairdresser and supermarket, made a cauldron of fresh mushroom soup and written half an essay on terrorist incursions into the Niger Delta (which I shall have to revisit in a more normal state as it is doubtless a load of frantic drivel!)
I am the laziest person in the world! - If I'd had my hands on this stuff years ago I could have been the Prime Minister…