News report
In the latest round of the heavyweight fight at the CT scan arena, the judges decided to award the round to Brooksie (yippee!). After a VERY long deliberation, as Larry from Shitesville (boo, hiss) had not spread his evil little tentacles anywhere else, the judges agreed that the score should now be even. Brooksie's management said "Ninewells staff really need to get their fingers out of their asses, to wait 8 days for a result is not acceptable - they obviously don't realise how much stress this puts on the fighters".
After the judgement Brooksie said "Now I know what I'm facing, I'm gonna take the holiday we'd planned with my gorgeous wife and get myself built up for the next round - the big one at PRI stadium. We both need the break and a few more weeks probably won't make a difference to the outcome. It will be good to see the wee b******d get chopped out of the game, hopefully for good"
The date of the crucial round at PRI stadium is yet to be confirmed, but the 1st or 2nd week in October seems likely
