Larry 1 Brooksie 0

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In the 1st round of the heavyweight fight between Brooksie from Scotland in the blue corner (feel free to cheer and clap) and Larry from Sh**sville in the red corner (boo and hiss as much as you can), the  judges have unamimously decided it was a victory for Larry.

In a press conference after the BumCam, Brooksie said:

"Yeah he got me with a sucker punch, I didn't see the wee b*****d coming at all"

He went on to say "I'm building myself up now for round 2 at the CT scan arena, hopefully Larry won't be quite as tough as he thinks"

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hey there, Brooksie,

    Cheering you on all the way and giving Larry a swift boot up the arse as he runs off to the sound of loud boos

    Here's to making sure Larry is kept well and truely in shitesville and has no extended his kingdom any further...

    Oh and don't try and eat the giant polo. It isn't one.

    Oh and the dye makes you feel like you have wet yourself. You haven't (unless you are prone to peeing yourself in giant polo machines of course)

    Good luck and I rather enjoy kicking cancer's arse so always happy to give a sneaky  kick or punch  from the sidelines....

    Little My x

    ps sorry, I can't be bothered to beep out my words.... I'll try harder next time. ;) 

  • Hurrah yay ra ra ra go Brooksie go Brooksie.Boo hiss throws rotten fruit,bad eggs and sneaky bricks at Larry no mates.Demand the judges do a re count.Brooksie may not have seen the sneaky bugger coming but now Brooksie knows who he is and how sneaky he can be so is ready to give Larry a well deserved sucker punch and well deserved steel toe capped boot up the jacksie.Larry didn't know what he was doing when he took on the battling Scot Brooksie there will be only one winner the great Brooksie Yay and more cheers xxx