Bedpans, new friends and pajama bottoms

So I am now in Blackburn hospital ward C11. My time here has mostly consisted of me led on a bed pan trying to control my bowels. Which I am doing very well thank you. No thanks to the fact that I say NO every night to laxatives. They are obsessed with ramming it down your neck because of the pain killers that I am on! Something else they are obsessed with is upping my pain killers every day it's a bigger dosage. Now I'm not saying I might not need it but I have been doped up for ages which effects my bowel movement!  I'd like to say thank you to my mum for the pajama bottoms. I may have entred hospital a suzerainty 10 but I'm defo not leaving a size 10 lol I've eAten everything they have put in front of me lol. I'm looking forward to going home and starting my cancer fighting diet again. So I have a million and 1 pair of jim jams all in different sizes.... Lol. During my time here I have shared a ward with some lovely lady's I particular Mary, Shirley and Abby. Shirley was my right arm she helped me with my supplements everyday as well as helping others on the ward I NIcked named her Florence. I am in a bit of pain tonight but good knows what the night will bring with Abby and Shirley gone, tv run out and new people on the ward will I ever get any sleep. I am currently waiting for a bed in pendle hospital which I am told will not take  very long. There I will undertake gruling physio but hopefully I'll be able to use my crutches again cause ATM I find it really difficult to stand with help it hurts .... A lot. My new found friends have gone home except Mary so we are having farting competitions. She can fart and burp just as good as me so all is well in that department :-). Everyone on the ward including their relatives have seen my wedding album and comented on how beautiful it is :-).Right I'm off the woman in the next bed to me is convinced its morning and keeps trying to get up!!! God knows how long she will be at that for god job I've got my headphone!