Kezzerbird,Charotte,The wigs stand and all!!!!!!

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I am still laughing this morning after a night out at the club, I got home at 4.45, it was daylight and the black birds were giving it wellie and I, even though my boss brought my drinks all night for me, because I am lovely!!!! I returned sober!!!!! Up the stairs I went and there was Charotte in her tank looking very chilled out, she kind of looked at me with several eye balls as to say 'Where the hell have you been', I lovingly looked upon the 8 very hairy legs and thought to myself 'If I don't acheive very much today, I must shave my legs!!!!!!!' Sitting here this morning with a smile on my face after reading your comments from my last blog, I love the parts which says that Kev must really love me because of his fear of spiders.....the one thing that scares him more is the bird when upset!!!!!!LOL. I was given the gift of being able to bore holes through any hard materials and not having to open my mouth to let the other person know that I am not happy HE he! That is what makes me a good bouncer!!!!. Kev as just returned with a small tank for the crickets that will be Charlottess food, oh yummy I suppose, so it will be interesting trying to catch some tonight, I shall proberly have crickets all over the house, but hey ho!!! I shall lovingly look into Charottes eight eyes and bid her good night after giving her some supper later and marval at her beauty, I hope she feels the same way about me, after all have a stoma bag blowing up and down which is stuck to my side and a scar from my ribs down to my boots and a lumpy portacath poking out under my skin on my chest and hairy legs too, but i am still beautiful LOL.....Love and hugs to those who want them as always.......Carol xxxxx

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    LOL Jenni I was 7 months pregnant and still managed to clamber over benches......I thought our first instinct was to protect our young..not me, I buggered right off outta there.  OK there Dad was still with them so I guess I am not all bad :)

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Jenni....if a wild rat came near me mate, I could out run all of you chic and that would include after chemo Ewwwwwwwwww! xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Oh finally summat that the hole boring bouncer is scared of!  Rodents LOL  I'll help ya with them if you deal with the arachnids....deal???

    While we are touching on the superhero stuff, CarolB is staying with Jools at the mo to help out and she is apparently being wonderwoman (knickers on the outside of her tights and everything) I have asked for photographic evidence in order that her superhero status can be confirmed, but nada on Facebook at the mo ;)

    If we keep going, we'll have our own fantastic four soon - ooooooh I can hear my graphics programme calling LOL

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Good on CarolB, look after our Jools chic, I know you will x

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Here Debs while that grahics programme is out, when are you gonna finish the Macland roundabout, we got Drewgal and a few other to complete the set you know!!!!