It's Gone Tits Up

  • Three, is the magic number

    Thank god it’s only 3 because Friday 3 was two more than I could handle. Friday was eventful to say the least. Woke up and didn’t feel absolutely rotten which was a nice start to the day. I got my butt in the shower and decided to walk on...
  • Just like a pill

    I’m halfway through this shit show. Well, I’m halfway through the first set of 6 chemotherapy cycles. There’s plenty more shit to come along with this breast cancer crap. To try and combat the sickness I’ve literally been give...
  • It's getting hot in here

    The hot flashes and cold sweats from the steroids are only one of the dementing side effects off the ‘small’ list that are all happening to all stop me feeling sick. I’ve hit the jackpot with the multiple choice on this one. All app...
  • Frankie goes to Hollywood

    Thank Christ this is anonymous, and my cred hasn’t gone totally out of the window. But this is no time for playing it cool. Today was testament to that. The bath is my stage, the shower is my mic, ‘The power of love’ is on full blas...
  • I've got you, under my skin

    My appointment was on Wednesday to have my PORT fitted. I literally can’t describe how much I was shitting myself to have this procedure done while I was awake. My sister kept telling me the NHS weren’t going to physically torture me for ...