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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- The man says, 'I am going to make you…

The Black Bra The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes.. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchanged notes. Here's how it all went: My engaged friend…

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for these expensive crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let…

Subject: Fw: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! ? : Fw: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! 22, 2009 7:20 PM Subject: Fwd: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears…

SMART A *** D ANSWERS 2009 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench…