Diary of a crabby lady

  • Who you gonna call?

    FormerMember
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    No, I doubt Ghostbusters would be much help. Although possibly more so than the NHS.

    Over the past few days, my breathing has been getting steadily worse; I now can't move around the house or climb one flight of stairs without breathlessness.

    I've finally faced the fact I need help. Judy's trying to get some.

    We may have left it too late.

    Scared.

  • Bumf

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    Do you ever wonder how many trees had to die so that people could avoid giving us a direct answer? Got cancer? Here's a leaflet. Going into hospital? Here's another leaflet. Diet problems, money worries ... leaflet, leaflet, leaflet. My cancer folder is so full of leaflets, I can barely lift it.

    And you know what? I haven't read a one of them. I'm too tired, too sick and too confused to wade through a sea of…

  • I started early, but my cat started earlier

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    I was much surprised Sunday morning, when I got up and opened the back door, to find the ShadowCat outside it, as he was in when I went to bed. I could only assume that he had found a portal through time and space, dematerialised, or - more worryingly - jumped out of my bedroom window, a two-storey drop. (He has been known to jump out of my study window, but the porch roof is under that, so it's two one-storey drops…

  • Eeeek-a-mouse!

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    Yesterday got off to an overly dramatic start: *hunting growl* said one of the cats, and then vanished under my bed and made thumping noises for some time. "I hope that's not what I think it is," I thought but, of course, it was: when I went to look, there was a dead mouse! on my bedroom floor!

    I know most cat owners are used to this sort of thing, but I've never been much good at it. I managed to get…

  • I started early, took my dog

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    I didn't really take my dog. I don't have a dog. And it wasn't that early, either, I got up around 8.30. But I was really tired, and could have stayed in bed all morning.

    Instead, I went to give a blood sample at the surgery - which went off without mishap, this time - and then Judy drove me to the Churchill to talk to the people at the Maggie's Centre about benefits. That was a bit of a waste of time:…