That's chemo with a C, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for ...

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It doesn't quite stand for 'pool'. Brown corduroy trousers might be in order next time. Thank heavens for Sainsbury's in Kidlington, which is about halfway between the hospital and home, and which has both a loo and a pharmacy counter. "Imodium Instants, and stat!" I barked at the pharmacy lady, believing myself, briefly, to be in an episode of ER. "Are you all right?" she asked, clearly concerned, and rightly so. Well. How do you answer that?

At least she didn't headtilt.

The chemo itself? Okay. Six hours of boring, but, as hoped, I managed to sleep through most of it - or at least go into that hospital-induced null-state where you're not quite asleep but not quite awake either. Judy started on a cross-stitch. In the room other women came and went, none of them talking of Michelangelo (well, they might have been, I didn't hear, but I doubt it). Why is my chemo so much longer than theirs? Who knows. Coffee was provided. A hospital sarnie was, perhaps unwisely, eaten. Things went in. Other things ... came out, not, as recorded above, always at the most convenient time. Follow-up drugs were dispensed. Um. Twice. Oh, Churchill!

So far, so good, so far as side-effects are concerned, but it's early yet. Let's see how the evening goes. And tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow ...

Did I really just write a(nother) blog post all about poo? Oh, well, at least it's only a little one.

The post, that is.

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hilary, maybe we are yin and yang of the poo world. I am normally a right little sh*t (ter) and you normally sit around singing to yourself... Today, well, nowt has happened with me... empty bag and you, well I think I can guess... so do you think we balance eachother out?

    Perhaps it might consol us to know the other one is at the opposite end and maybe there are inbetween days when we meet in the middle? If we are the yin and yang of the poo world, then can I warn you now that when i get my reversal (assuming I pass the test first and I will swat up for it... arctic north, africa.. Oh that;s continents... ooops. ) anyway, if and when I get my op, be prepared for a few days of constant running to the loo followed by a few weeks of.. well, better learn some new songs.

    Hope the churchill gave you enough antidotes to get you through the chemo side effects. 

    In Ikea I saw a chaise longue and thought of you... not sure why. 

    Big hug to you

    Little My xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I don't want to be a whiny baby, but I wish it would stop. Quite apart from the poo aspect, there's the hurty, crampy tummy, and the having to run to the loo all the time, and the yuckiness, and the worry, and about a dozen other Bad Things. And it hasn't been a very nice day already.

    Okay, whine over!

    xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

     I know just how you feel... I am potentially going back to that if I have the op and the choice between that and sausages popping out and not lifting things.. at the moment I am leaning towards saying hi to my sausages.... so you whine away my dear. I sympathise big time!!

     I have known baggy types take  6 immodiums a go in a bid to slow things down, so you could always pop another one. Not sure if it helps with the cramps and that though. grrr don't like you feeling like that. Didn't the Churchill give you stuff? They did me. Can't remember what is was called but still got it in a box somewhere and will drive over and give you it if it would help...or then again maybe if I take a laxative, it might slow you down... yin/yang poo. Shall I try? I would do for you.

    I was going to say you are not allowed to worry, but I am worried about a cat that hasn't come in for his tea so I can't really talk. So.... hope you feel less yucky tomorrow and if you don't get stuff to make you. Thats an order.

    Put a cat teacosy on your head and a bookcase and laptop in the loo. (well, in the bathroom, books in the loo is not a good plan) and stay there.

    Oh and I didn't get the bit about people talking about Michaelangelo... ?

    He had an ego the size of a house I know that much. (shhhhh. I teach history of art on the side of chemistry)

    Big hug but not a squeezy one.. might cause an accident

    xxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Hilary,

    Let me guess it begins with a C and ends in a P. Ive got it CROUP.

    Jackie.xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Hilary,

    Its either CROUP or you and Little My are talking CRAP. Its a Joke I promise. I love you Both.

    Take care and be Crappy Big Hugs Love Jackie.xxx