think the circus is here....could explain the clowns.

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hi folks,

   mmmmmmmmm this new site takes some getting used to.

haven't been on for a while, not had a great deal to tell you about. had my 2nd chemo with a super duper injection quaranteed to stop the sickness for 5 days, the nhs was robbed only lasted 2.5 days wonder if they can claim a refund.

  You know how they say bad news comes in 3's, i don't hink they can count. just been notified that my nat. ins num has been wrong, this happened 5 yrs ago and no record of me paying into my pension fund. So rang them up tried to explain that i've never been out of work in the last 18 yrs and was told to contact all my former empolyers to get written conformation of my details. So i'm doing your job now i replied, "well according to our records mr.h your on sick leave so you probably have the time to do this".  (CLOWN no.1). So i've called most of them, been offered jobs galore then had the OMG sorry to hear that blah blah blah comments, great fun.

   Then my sick note ran out and low and behold, got to start all the crap about insurances again, send this do that photocopy this. OOOHHHH i'll send you a photocopy that you can hang in your office, needless to say my better half took over before i got into to much trouble.now they only send txts to say they are assessing my claim....the fact they processed this in july is not important. CLOWN no2.

  next tried to have a normal day out with the grandkids, took them to a large park near newcastle, had a great day out plenty of sunshine fresh air etc. On our way home, big smile you've been caught on camera doing 33 in the 30mph zone. Ok now for the record i've been a hgv driver for 21yrs, i have more than 12 different qualifacations including advanced driving, specialist insurance courses, and safety and fuel efficientcy courses (some run by the police) all passed with honours, and a clean license for over 20yrs. So i was offered a driver awareness course instead of the points, only it ran on the day i had my chemo. This was not a problem i could go in the next day, so i explained that for about a week after the injections, i wasn't capable of sitting in a classroom having a lecture. Guess what they wern't interested so i've got 3 points, but atleast i don't have to sit while some non person tries to teach me to suck eggs.  CLOWN no3.

  I then had to notify my car insurance, and when they asked why i refused the driving course, i explained again about my chemo, only to be told that they would have to reassess my insurance due to having a critical illness. This led to a rather volatile exchange of words (i won't go into) and it looks like i'll need a new company next year. CLOWN no4.

 So all i can say is this...lets load up the custard pie gun because there is more than a few clowns out there.

    Rant over, glad to read (when i found them) that my macfriends are still out there, full of wisdom and craziness. Now i've sorted out how to get on here hopefully i'll be able to catch up with you all. as always stay happy positive and love your family and friends around you. joe xx

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hello Joe sweetheart. What a bunch of sh*ts!!! Shows how fab and strong you are that you can get on here and write about it .... can you help me give LM an extra slapped wrist for being so naughty? ;)

    Big Love and Hugs to YOU xxxxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Don't listen to her Joe!

    She keeps slapping me and I bought her a tiara and everything!

    You wouldn't hit your favourite loon now would you?? pleading grin...

    Ouch. I'm hiding behind Ruby...

    big hugs to both of you and Hi to Bev and a kiss for Ruby...

    Little My xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Joe,

    I read your blog out to my OH while he was getting his last - maybe - chemo today.

    It made him angry on your behalf - He was sooo annoyed (which is a good thing :)

    This effing cancer seems to promote the Domino Theory - Once something goes wrong....

    Yep, we now have the Inland Revenue "checking" OH  last Tax Return and our teeny weeny Company - I phoned them and got another "clown"

    Your husband is terminally ill ?-  OK...So you'll need another couple of weeks then..

    I'm going to let them come to the flat (which they CAN do)  and let them ask him their questions..good luck with that..

    Jeez - I also have to make another call to the stupid Car Insurance Company now...

    XX

     

     

     

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Joe,

    You seem to have more than your fair share of clowns, pass some LM, that should give them trouble now she's got her invincible pants!

    My clown was a bank manager, called me in to reorganise my savings ( at a price of course). I played the C card and he looked closely at his computer, not knowing what to say. Then he said, ahh, you really need instant access to you money then. Then he reorganised all my accounts to get me an extra £520 interest! So perhaps I'll let him out of the naughty corner (of the wardrobe) and won't let LM get at him.

    Colin

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Awww, spoil sport Colin. I'm gunning for a fight!

    Big hugs

    Little My xxxx