Funny side effects from chemo and radiation...

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Ok, so this might be inappropriate, but there's so many horrible fears and expectations about chemo side effects (thanks tv!), and it truly affects everyone differently ... so I thought I'd start a thread for people to share the odd little side effects!

Ones that maybe aren't mentioned or talked about ... ones that aren't serious ... ones that are funny!

I'll start.

I lost all my butt hair, so it squeaks when I wipe.

It's ridiculous. No-one warned me! Smile

Slightly less funny is my consultant said "Hey, at least you won't get your period during chemo". Well, my body said hold my beer cos that's still happening 12 weeks in.

Hair on my underarms has stopped, but leg hair and the hormone beard are still full throttle.

Anyhoo, so that's my funny little chemo nonsense. Would love it if anyone else wants to share!

  • Hi  

    Good thread as we really need to laugh! Can’t share re chemo effects as I didn’t have it but I’m happy to share a cringy and rather revolting radiotherapy side effect….
    So my nipple hurt anyway after surgery. I think it was from the blue dye injection as my incision was nowhere near. I believe the injection is given in the nipple area - mine was done once I was under the lovely anaesthetic so I didn’t know where. Anyway as my 3 weeks of rads progressed, nipple got sorer and sorer. Post rads it seemed to turn black! About 11 weeks after I was moisturising the whole breast one morning, when I seemed to dislodge my nipple…. Turned out to be a huge scab, but I really thought I’d lost the end of my nipple. After that it actually felt better as I think the scab was pulling. Long term (this was over 6 years ago) I am left with an inverted nipple and a much paler areola than before.

    And I also had a weird scaly effect on the breast skin post rads, a bit like a giraffe pattern. These slowly came off while I did the twice daily moisturising. It was less dramatic than the nipple falling off (not) so I tend to forget about it. 

    Sorry not really that funny! But equally might be comforting if someone has similar! All resolved in the end. The lasting legacy I have of rads is lympheodema in the breast but as it led to me taking up Nordic walking, which I really love, it at least led to something good! 
    Love and hugs, HFxx

    HappyFeet1 xx
    Don’t be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. – Hopi
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    Former Member in reply to HappyFeet1

    I mean, I'm glad your whole nipple didn't actually fall off! I'd panic too, so thanks for the heads up of the possibility. Can just imagine screaming to my family that my nipple is falling off!

    Thank you for sharing Heart️

    Just anything that makes this whole process a bit less "wooo" is good in my book.

    Forgot another thing ... was holding in a fart during the 3 biopsies they took. I told the staff who were scanning me & we were laughing about it, and they thanked me at the end for holding it in the whole time :)

    Nordic walking sounds very cool. Off to google it :)

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    Former Member in reply to HappyFeet1

    Oh yes! Nordic walking looks awesome. Am gonna try this! Thanks Blush

    https://nordicwalking.co.uk/

  • It has become a much loved hobby  

    And I have made some great new friends. I love walking anyway and walk regularly with my ‘best’ friend, always incorporating a cafe visit along the way or at the end. But the Nordic walking adds another dimension and also as it’s ‘led’ I have discovered areas of the countryside around me that I didn’t know existed. It was recommended by the lymphoedema nurse, or aqua aerobics. Both are apparently really good for getting lymph moving in the breast. I’m not a keen swimmer so I looked up the most local Nordic group and signed up for a course. 6 years later, still walking! The group I walk with is now under the WALX membership. Love it! 
    And the fart story is hilarious!! We are all human and we all fart just rarely discuss it! Xx

    HappyFeet1 xx
    Don’t be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. – Hopi
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    Former Member in reply to HappyFeet1

    Absolutely brilliant. I do love me a bit of aqua aerobics, but getting out in the fresh air and walking with a group sounds like it'd be great physically and mentally! And any walk that involves a nice cuppa or cheeky latte is even better! Genius Heart️

  • Don’t know if it was the paclitaxel or the radiotherapy, but at 70 yrs I’ve become a person who can’t endure having labels in the neckline of shirts, t-shirts etc. 

    Also I had node clearance two years ago and now don’t sweat from the cleared armpit. I know you don’t perspire through lymph nodes, so although the scar looks v neat and minimal and I don’t have any cording or problems, the sweat glands must have been taken too.

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    Former Member in reply to Cynoptimistic

    Ooh that's an interesting one. Just the scratchy scratchy of the label? 

    Not sweating sounds good, but I imagine you just sweat twice as much in another area? I'm already the sweatiest person who ever lived, so not overly looking forward to menopausal hot flushes ... I'll just be left as a little puddle on the floor! SmileRofl

  • I I had quite a few effects from both sorts of chemo and the scaly skin from the radiotherapy but nothing lasting.. 

    As it happens I find the sweating in the functioning armpit seems pretty profuse and t shirts can get v damp. In hot weather I certainly sweat from everywhere except that armpit!