Just for laughs at a bit of toilet humour...
Usual blurb 3a chemo ect all clear at nearly 4 years.
Had a normal colonoscopy two weeks ish ago, but I think the gas might have stretched things a bit because my craps are proper tear jerkers !
Literally just got off the bog and called frantically to the eldest daughter come look at the size of this bugger, she raced up the stairs thinking Id got a massive spider lol, only to be confronted by the biggest, longest, widest s**t I have ever seen in my entire life!!
Shes still raging!!!!!!!!!
dom
Dom you are outrageous as ever ! Can’t believe you did that to your daughter ! You are so naughty!
So , so pleased you got good results as sounds as though you have had a wee rectal stretch whilst they were there !
Glad your sense of humour is still there but kind of glad I don’t live in your house !
Take care ,
Court
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