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Court jealousy will definitely get you an invite. Everything is pallet wood n got Stella n strongbow on the pull. I've even started making bar stools out of pallet wood to match

Stay safe

Mark

Hi

I had mine after surgery in October it wasn't the surgeons plan but he did warn me it might happen as I had radiotherapy and chemotherapy in May and the tumour didn't shrink at all  so he had to do more invasive surgery. I was really scared of having I didn't look at it for 5 days as I was in intensive care but when I saw the 'nipple I was so shocked I nearly had a breakdown seeing this thing coming out of my tummy , not sure what I expected it to look like but was quite shocked . I then had to get on with it and learn what to do as they wouldn't let me home otherwise. I have to say I cope with it quite well but still have some meltdowns especially when I change the bag and it misbehave and starts erupting like a volcano,  The noises are weird as you can't control them I can joke with hubby but it's embarrassing with people you don't know. Hubby thankfully has been with me all the way and helped and has seen it  . I wear all the same clothes and before isolation went swimming with it.

Is yours an ilostomy mine is and they can be more active than a colostomy and I always feel dehydrated even though I drink loads never had that problem before , I'm also really picky with my food . Like the look of your bar do you manage a beer with yours I'm too afraid to drink anything fizzy so stick to the odd wine but find I can't drink too much of that either.

This isolation is challenging 

Stay safe

Love Peacock62 xxx

Good Monday morning welcome to Boris Break Tit-bits.

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Let's show our love and let all involved know just how much we care for and support them in this battle.

Ian

CC

Hi Peacock62

I think you have been extremely brave as goin through the chemo and radio before hand then the invasive surgery and then to come round and find out you have a 3rd nipple. You have my complete admiration as I know how difficult at times it is to deal with. As for food I seem to be abit better than I actually was prior to surgery for the Ileostomy but I don't think think that was hard with 5 months of constant IBS severe problems. From low fibre to low residue regardless of if I was having diarrhea or being constipated. As for the odd Stella I do indulge and have no problems the only issues I find is the output is more watery but I do tend to drink probably 4 or 5 pints of juice a day. It's good we don't have to go through these things alone and I really feel for the people who do.

Stay safe

Mark

Morning all.

Todays quiz is a bit longer so no answers until Wednesday. This will give you time to gnash your teeth/wake up with an answer in the middle of the night/ask relatives in a different time zone for help. Ooh just noticed a rude one so I may have to tweak that one

So these are things you might find at the seaside - good luck & hope you enjoy x

1. Hudson, Chris or Kid?

2. Gritty turreted building?

3. ‘Alive, alive o’ - lets hope not!?

4. American sweet dental aid?

5. Somewhere to sleep followed by a full English?

6. Lots of these but no Bam-bam?

7. Inflatable in hiding?

8. Look closely?

9. Pin the tail on it? 

10. Pause in flatulence?

11. Home to Grace Darling?

12. Chewy fruit that’s definately not healthy?

13. Urinated in the ocean?

14. 7th word of the phonetic alphabet. That’s insane?

Karen x

Hi Karen  / Kareno62

Luvvin' this, but there's always one you just can't get  

I need a moment.....

G n' J

Ooh well done - you’re obviously in tune with how my mind works  x

Hi Kareno62

Think I have cracked it, but not going to post yet as it's a bit too soon - and yes, you have a wicked mind lol

G n' J

Nice to see a new member joining in, welcome to the . 

This is the thread we want to see people join, no discussions just general chit chat and anything that you think will be of interest or amuse others.

Thanks Kareno62 for the quiz, please continue.

Ian

CC

Not sure about number 1 and 13 . Sent it to my mum and she got 10 . Not bad when she does not have WiFi and can’t look it up !!!!

Think we have just got number 13 !!  Bit of lateral thinking .