Lovely morning - daily chit chat Thread - no 11

Was only joking Ellie, you can trust me. I am happy for you, for Torty, and the new pet. Live long and prosper.

Just come back from wife's afternoon tea extravaganza.  Was in a bit of trouble as I ate all the cream for the scones, even after getting two lots.. ,

Been forgiven now I think and hope! She picked up a leaflet for some spa treatments, a bit worrying for my wallet.

Was very nice with bubbly to start.

Hi Ellie did Charky say he could play the fiddle or was on the fiddle, just asking, if he can play does he do it on the roof.

1. You are so droll Mr Ulls.
2. You are probably still chortling to yourself for having such an exceptional sense of humour.
3. No one is interested.

He said he played the violin, i made a comment,   he can certainly play the fiddle, though i was not talking regarding an instrument, 

He could not be a fiddler on the roof, not good looking enough x

What, and Topol is?

Well he got the part, and can sing, so yes

Poor chalky out though again 

Let's get back to the forum basics and raison d'etre.

Support, sympathy, empathy and congrats when appropriate.

Am I right, of course I am.

No funny long words or phrases either.

So I am looking forward to putting any previous cross words aside and embracing all my friends on here. Thank you in anticipation of your undoubted agreement.

And Ellie, stop sending me photos of a polished Torty with an obviously lot younger Miss Torty. 

Do not encourage any loose behaviour.