Lovely morning - daily chit chat Thread - no 11

 Everyone is safe! My builder friend needs it to saw up wood that is too long to go in the skip. I wouldn’t go near it!! And for the first time I have to humble myself and say it’s a man’s job. Theydo have their uses and this is one of them

 well we know we would be safe if perhaps you was using it, as long as Chalkdust did not get their hands on it, That's a NO NO NO 

All friends again, I do worry when my typing finger overtakes my brain.

So pleased you are not doing it though. ... that's not to say you couldn't, just saying. Oh dear, what am Insaying. Sorryyyyyy

Take your tablets and lie down until your brain catches up with your fingers 

Stop now! Chalkdust the bigger the hole the further you have to climb out of it  

I'm staying at the bottom of the hole. My wife has thrown a rug over me. I feel so much better. It's ever since I lost my tortoise.

You’re a card Chalky  on your post you’ve said you’re a ‘private person’ the quiet ones are the worst!! 
I love the tales of poor Torty. I’m so glad he didn’t get eaten. Where is he ?? 

I stayed with Ellie at the last party, Torty must have been in the car. The disloyal animal has had his head turned by a bit of ' past its sell date' cos lettuce that Ellie found in the back of her fridge.

Ellie will return him on receipt of postal payment up front.

She can whistle for it. Just because she is a Pearly Queen she thinks she can call the shots.

She has forgotten my Mum knew the proper Queen.

Splash in the pan, is calling, bit garlic and salt, i am sure will taste lovely, so pay postage and will return.

Torty wouldn’t be disloyal if you had fed him on fresh lettuce  

he doesn’t deserve being fried alive!